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Sometimes I'm So Fucking Late...
Who On Earth Could Hate The Queen?
Florida Man, I'm On Your Side This Time...
See, This Is Why You Shouldn't Sit On His Lap...
What Is That Fat Bastard Bringing To You?
Coming Here To Wave In Queen...
Here Come The Next Wave Of What The Fucks...
How About Some Friday Freeing Free Verse...
Florida Man Doesn't Take Holidays...
I Think Maybe We're Being Misconstrued...
This Dude Needs A Needle In Him...
So, What's Cooking, Good Looking?
Let Me Reiterate...I'm Not A Feminist...
Crazy Catfish Polluting The Pond...
I Actually Can't Believe This Isn't Idaho...
It Seems I'm Getting Under Their Skin...
Strange Times In The Queendom...
It Isn't Often The Trash Walks Itself To The Road...
My Favorite Part Of Holding Men Accountable For Their Behavior?
Have I Mentioned Lately How Much I Love Dogs?...
Here To Do Some Coddling And Ass Patting...
Christ, It's Gonna Be A Long Winter...
Happy Ho- Ho...Ho...Hold The Fuck Up...
Why Women Aren't Interested In Your Shit...
Took A Stroll Back In Time Today...
So, This Is 44 And Fantastic...
A Little More Bitchface, If You Please...
Remember When That Asshole Writer...
Working On Me Is So Fucking Laborious...
She's Getting Into The Psychology Of The Matter...
So, You Think You Want To Hear Me Chatter...
I'll Tell Y'all, I'm Terrified Right Now...
Boy, Y'all Bitchfaces Sure Know What Time It Is...
I'm Here. Let's Talk About It...
As Pissed As I Am About The Topic...
Just When I Thought He Was Stone...
It's The Weekend, Are We Excited Yet...
So, Preview This Fucking Book I'm Writing...
Stranger Than Fiction, Y'all...
Where Can I Find Some "Regular, Not Successful" Women...
It's Dog Thirty Around Here...
I’m So Afraid For The Women Of Iran Tonight…
So...Who Has A Couple Minutes?..
Who The Fuck Do I Think I Am???
Probably Just Going To Talk In Old Southernisms From This Point...
In A World Where We Can't Even Jog...
Let Me Jump Right Off With This...
That Ol Reckless Bitchface Is Trying To Vacation Here...
Okay, So How Many Of Y'all Want To Hug Me?
I Bring To You My Superhero Skillset...
The Misogyny Is Alive And Well...
I Don't Know What In The Fuck I've Been Thinking...
SuperFuckboy And His Louboutin Spikes...
I Would Like To Welcome You...
Hey, Um...Y'all Hear Me Okay Out There?
Y'all Go On Ahead And Sign Me Up...
I've Foregone Adulting For The Duration..
Man, I Do This For A Living...
Remember How I Said I Would Never Be A Sex Writer?
Something Smells Like Shenanigans..
These Whores Have Officially Made Me Feel Some Type Of Way...
I Paid The Cost To Be The Boss...
I Really Could Have Used A Boyfriend Today...
Baby Jesus In A Manger, Y'all...
I've Got A Lot On My Heart Tonight...
It's Pedophile Alert Time Again, Y'all...
My Character Is Better Than Your Character...
It's The Day Of Independence, Bitchfaces...
If You In Any Way Think This Is Ok...
Maaaaan...Somebody Better Get My Bitch Ass...
A Little Info, Delivered By The Queen
The Power Of The People Is Greater Than The Will Of The Corrupt...
Maybe Because It's A Random Wednesday In June...
So, For The Second Time In A Week...
How Many Times Do I Need To Warn Y'all About Idaho?
I'll Wish I Hadn't Done This Later...
I'm Sure Most Of You Have Heard By Now...
Just Here To Share A Little Information...
There Are Days I Want To Take My Easton On Tour...
Ahem. I Would Like To Take This Moment To Remind Everyone...
Look At This Joint I Found On Medium...
An Update, An Update, And Some Noise...
If Only They Were All Tagged Like Rabid Animals...
I Keep Hearing The Same Thing From People...
Why I Still Voluntarily Leave Home, I Couldn't Fucking Tell You...
Dear Bitchface... You Were Right.
I Don't Even Know What To Call This One...
Neighbors. Neighbors Are What Make The Difference.
I Want To Know Whose Son Made This, So I Can Beat The Fuck Out Of Him...
Ok, Nasty Bitches In The Back Row...
How Writing Professionally Is Like Being A Trap Queen...
I Was Just Going To Link This...
The Things You Realize You Didn't Know...
Turns Out, I've Not Been Careful...
It's A 2 Time Thursday Type...
I Need Some Help To Help Someone...
Clark Cunt And The Fanboy Status...
The Reconciliation Of Me, Myself, And I...
I'm Certain I Still Have A Seat In Purgatory...
These Fucking Sex Writers Are At It Again...
Clark Cunt And The Fuckboy Shoes...
Let's All Have A Good Laugh...
They Want Us Stupid, Straight, And Pregnant...
But, Ms. Macon, How Do The Single Advise On Relationships?
If You Didn't Learn The First Time...
The Next Time I Turn Off The Trap Music...
They Never Change. Unless It's To Become Worse.
Inbox Idiots And The Newly Blocked...
Sometimes, My Amazing Exes Pop Up...
One Of My All Time Favorites...
Bringing Something New To The Table...
After All This Time I've Been Doing This...
I'm Back, And I Hope You Missed Me...
I Always Want To Be The Ex You Don't Hate...
Dude, Y'all Have To Hear This...
When The Taliban Says You Should Cool Your Jets...
What An Emotional Roller Coaster...
Mother Of Christ, I Wish I Made This Shit Up...
I Won't Lie, It's Still A Real Fucking Challenge...
The Weather Chic And I Are Kindred Spirits...
Let's Take A Moment To Tell This Dude To Fuck Off...
Let's Hope We Don't Go Apocalyptic...
Let Me Be Completely Honest...
Day 2 In The Fuckboy Dialogues...
Let's Check Out The Shallow End, Ok?
Hey, Look At What I Did, Y'all!
Scientology, I'm Not Fucking With Y'all...
What The Fuck Do I Keep Saying About Idaho?
Nothing Is More Volatile Than An Abuser Losing Control...
You Couldn't Pay Me Enough To Be A Woman In India...
When We Discovered I Had Anger Management Problems...
I've No Business Reading Love Stories...
Okay, So. Don't Just Fucking Talk About It...
France Criminilizes Conversion Therapy...
Well, Fuck Me, It's Boyfriend Weather...
I Think That Maybe I Underestimate Myself...
Stop Using Your Friends As Excuses...
Did You Ask Your Husband If You Could Pierce Your Ears?
Never Doubt The Ability Of Those Not Worth Your Time To Make You Feel Horrible...
4 Reasons Military Guys Are The Shit...
I Guess This Means "Royally Fucked"...
I'm Best When I Leave It Alone...
I Know It Isn't Politically Correct...
Is Physical Attraction A Starting Point?
There Is Definitely Some Fuckery Afoot...
Bitchface BOGO today, y'all...