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Sometimes I'm So Fucking Late...

Who On Earth Could Hate The Queen?

Even The Queen Cries...

Florida Man, I'm On Your Side This Time...

Season 3 Ep. 2

See, This Is Why You Shouldn't Sit On His Lap...

What Is That Fat Bastard Bringing To You?

You Aren't Responsible...

Coming Here To Wave In Queen...

Here Come The Next Wave Of What The Fucks...

How About Some Friday Freeing Free Verse...

Florida Man Doesn't Take Holidays...

I Think Maybe We're Being Misconstrued...

This Dude Needs A Needle In Him...

So, What's Cooking, Good Looking?

Let Me Reiterate...I'm Not A Feminist...

Crazy Catfish Polluting The Pond...

I Actually Can't Believe This Isn't Idaho...

It Seems I'm Getting Under Their Skin...

Strange Times In The Queendom...

It Isn't Often The Trash Walks Itself To The Road...

Another Year Has Passed...

My Favorite Part Of Holding Men Accountable For Their Behavior?

Freeing Free Verse...

Have I Mentioned Lately How Much I Love Dogs?...

Here To Do Some Coddling And Ass Patting...

Christ, It's Gonna Be A Long Winter...

Happy Ho- Ho...Ho...Hold The Fuck Up...

Freeing Free Verse...

Circa Two Oh Two Oh...

Why Women Aren't Interested In Your Shit...

Took A Stroll Back In Time Today...

So, This Is 44 And Fantastic...

Some Safety...

A Little More Bitchface, If You Please...

Fuck All That Other Shit...

Remember When That Asshole Writer...

Working On Me Is So Fucking Laborious...

Knock, Knock...

She's Getting Into The Psychology Of The Matter...

So, You Think You Want To Hear Me Chatter...

I Have A Half Assed Theory...

I'll Tell Y'all, I'm Terrified Right Now...

Boy, Y'all Bitchfaces Sure Know What Time It Is...

What About Ape Mode?

Hey Danielle...

Don't Mind Me Dropping In...

I'm Here. Let's Talk About It...

As Pissed As I Am About The Topic...

Just When I Thought He Was Stone...

Some Bitchface Advice...

It's The Weekend, Are We Excited Yet...

Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus...

So, Preview This Fucking Book I'm Writing...

I Bring You...

Stranger Than Fiction, Y'all...

Where Can I Find Some "Regular, Not Successful" Women...

Freeing Free Verse...

I'm Here, Yes, Late Again...

It's Dog Thirty Around Here...

Holy Hot Damn...

I'm Alive And Well...

I’m So Afraid For The Women Of Iran Tonight…

So...Who Has A Couple Minutes?..

Who The Fuck Do I Think I Am???

Dear Florida Men...

Oh, Oh No...

Ron Fucking Desantis...

If You Didn't Know...

Probably Just Going To Talk In Old Southernisms From This Point...

Well, Well, Fucking Well...

Welllllp...

Stop Being Friendly...

In A World Where We Can't Even Jog...

Let Me Jump Right Off With This...

An Update, You Say...

Looks Like The Word Is Out...

That Ol Reckless Bitchface Is Trying To Vacation Here...

Okay, So How Many Of Y'all Want To Hug Me?

I Bring To You My Superhero Skillset...

The Misogyny Is Alive And Well...

Ok, But Here It Is...

I Don't Know What In The Fuck I've Been Thinking...

SuperFuckboy And His Louboutin Spikes...

I Love This Column...

I Would Like To Welcome You...

Hey, Um...Y'all Hear Me Okay Out There?

Y'all, We Need To Talk...

Y'all Go On Ahead And Sign Me Up...

Laws From The Queendom...

I've Foregone Adulting For The Duration..

Man, I Do This For A Living...

Remember How I Said I Would Never Be A Sex Writer?

Something Smells Like Shenanigans..

These Whores Have Officially Made Me Feel Some Type Of Way...

I Paid The Cost To Be The Boss...

Dear Bitchface...

I Really Could Have Used A Boyfriend Today...

Baby Jesus In A Manger, Y'all...

I've Got A Lot On My Heart Tonight...

I Can't Fucking Even...

It's Pedophile Alert Time Again, Y'all...

My Character Is Better Than Your Character...

It's The Day Of Independence, Bitchfaces...

If You In Any Way Think This Is Ok...

Dear Men...

Maaaaan...Somebody Better Get My Bitch Ass...

A Little Info, Delivered By The Queen

I Don't Want This...

The Power Of The People Is Greater Than The Will Of The Corrupt...

You Serious?

Maybe Because It's A Random Wednesday In June...

I Have Some Mixed Feelings...

Dating With Daddy Issues...

Happy Father's Day...

Freeing Free Verse...

These Edits, Bruh...

So, For The Second Time In A Week...

How Many Times Do I Need To Warn Y'all About Idaho?

I'll Wish I Hadn't Done This Later...

Bruuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh....

I'm Sure Most Of You Have Heard By Now...

I'm Finally Cleaning Up...

Freeing Free Verse...

Last Week Was Heavy...

Just Here To Share A Little Information...

There Are Days I Want To Take My Easton On Tour...

Incoming...

I'm An Auntie...

I'm Home...

"You Know, I'd Probably Be A Lot Better If Every Man I've Ever Trusted Hadn't Come Along And Punched Me In My Heart"...

Ahem. I Would Like To Take This Moment To Remind Everyone...

Look At This Joint I Found On Medium...

An Update, An Update, And Some Noise...

Freeing Free Verse...

If Only They Were All Tagged Like Rabid Animals...

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I Keep Hearing The Same Thing From People...

Why I Still Voluntarily Leave Home, I Couldn't Fucking Tell You...

Dear Bitchface... You Were Right.

I Don't Even Know What To Call This One...

Neighbors. Neighbors Are What Make The Difference.

I Want To Know Whose Son Made This, So I Can Beat The Fuck Out Of Him...

New News From The Marine...

Ok, Nasty Bitches In The Back Row...

Well, Here We Fucking Go...

No Rest For The Semi-Weary...

How Writing Professionally Is Like Being A Trap Queen...

I Was Just Going To Link This...

It's Nearly Mother's Day...

The Things You Realize You Didn't Know...

All Gas, No Brakes...

Turns Out, I've Not Been Careful...

Freeing Free Verse

It's A 2 Time Thursday Type...

Usually, I Don't Do This...

I Need Some Help To Help Someone...

Clark Cunt And The Fanboy Status...

Y'all Want News From The Lab?

The Reconciliation Of Me, Myself, And I...

I'm Certain I Still Have A Seat In Purgatory...

He's A Duck, I'm A Tornado...

These Fucking Sex Writers Are At It Again...

Texas Is The First To Fire...

Clark Cunt And The Fuckboy Shoes...

The Boyfriend Experience...

Let's All Have A Good Laugh...

They Want Us Stupid, Straight, And Pregnant...

Regardless Of The Tides...

But, Ms. Macon, How Do The Single Advise On Relationships?

If You Didn't Learn The First Time...

The Next Time I Turn Off The Trap Music...

Reach Me On The Zoom

Freeing Free Verse...

They Never Change. Unless It's To Become Worse.

Inbox Idiots And The Newly Blocked...

Sometimes, My Amazing Exes Pop Up...

A Lackluster Beige...

Less Freeing Free Verse...

If Warsan Shire Can Do It...

Fuck Around And Find Out...

One Of My All Time Favorites...

Bringing Something New To The Table...

Six Years, I Believe...

After All This Time I've Been Doing This...

Let's Not Get Complacent...

I'm Back, And I Hope You Missed Me...

I Always Want To Be The Ex You Don't Hate...

Dear Bitchface...

Dude, Y'all Have To Hear This...

When The Taliban Says You Should Cool Your Jets...

What An Emotional Roller Coaster...

I Tried To Warn Y'all...

Mother Of Christ, I Wish I Made This Shit Up...

I Won't Lie, It's Still A Real Fucking Challenge...

The Weather Chic And I Are Kindred Spirits...

Let's Take A Moment To Tell This Dude To Fuck Off...

Let's Hope We Don't Go Apocalyptic...

Let Me Be Completely Honest...

V Day Is Upon Us...

It's Damned Near That Time...

Day 2 In The Fuckboy Dialogues...

Let's Check Out The Shallow End, Ok?

Dear Bitchface,

Hey, Look At What I Did, Y'all!

Scientology, I'm Not Fucking With Y'all...

What The Fuck Do I Keep Saying About Idaho?

Close To Home...

Nothing Is More Volatile Than An Abuser Losing Control...

Hm. Tuesday.

You Couldn't Pay Me Enough To Be A Woman In India...

When We Discovered I Had Anger Management Problems...

Dear Bitchface,

I've No Business Reading Love Stories...

Okay, So. Don't Just Fucking Talk About It...

France Criminilizes Conversion Therapy...

Well, Fuck Me, It's Boyfriend Weather...

I Am My Own Reference...

It Is Terrifying...

I Think That Maybe I Underestimate Myself...

Stop Using Your Friends As Excuses...

Did You Ask Your Husband If You Could Pierce Your Ears?

Don't Lose Hope...

Show Me Some Love...

Pakistan, It Isn't 1676...

Never Doubt The Ability Of Those Not Worth Your Time To Make You Feel Horrible...

Freeing Free Verse...

Sometimes, You Gotta Cull...

Lacking Pep?

4 Reasons Military Guys Are The Shit...

Oh, Come The Fuck On...

I Guess This Means "Royally Fucked"...

I Bring To You...Throuples...

I'm Best When I Leave It Alone...

I Know It Isn't Politically Correct...

Is Physical Attraction A Starting Point?

Truth Social...

Son Of A Bitch...

In It's Entirety...

It's About Time...

Day 2- Am I Fucking High?

There Is Definitely Some Fuckery Afoot...

Jesus Christ.

Bitchface BOGO today, y'all...

If You Didn't Have A 50 Person Orgy...

Safety And The Single Woman

For Fucks Sake, People...