Yesterday, I stumbled across a post where the Taliban has officially asked that Putin end his assault on Ukraine.
I sat there shaking my head for a moment, I think because it felt like I had been slapped. We all remember those pigfaced fucks with the Taliban, correct? Death to America, beheading journalists, still not allowing girls to attend school after the 5th grade, condoning mass rapes and enslavement of women and girls to this very fucking day in the name of genocides…those fuckers.
So, when those assholes ask you to maybe consider cooling out for a minute, what does that really say about you as an individual? Like, if I was sitting here, just chewing my fucking face like I normally do, really being a complete and total Bitchface for the sake of being a Bitchface, and I dinged with a message from the Taliban:
“Excuse you, Bitchface, but your whole fucking vibe is uncool, and we, as a whole, think you need to eat a Xanax and just shut the fuck up for a minute… Thanks….you know us, The Taliban”.
I mean, of course, I’m not going to do it. I'd tell them to stop forcing girls in Pakistan to abandon their educations at 11. I would tell them they could better spend their time by, say…I dunno, maybe not condoning mass rape and murder of women in over 15 countries on a documented basis. What I know and what I can cite sources for, of course, being two very different numbers.
However, I also haven’t invaded anyone lately (on a documented basis :).
I just have to wonder, is Putin so fucking oblivious to what he looks like on a global scale right now? Or does he know, and just honestly not give the paper worth writing a fuck on? I was under the impression that these douches had advisors… people to ensure they didn’t wind up looking like an asshole to everyone in the history of Earth ever.
If so, his handlers are right up there with Trumps’. Which is to say, they epically fail every day, and should pursue any other career option at all, just definitely not this one. Total and complete fail.
I mean, the level of psychopathy achieved when the fucking Taliban chastise you…that’s just all out balls out.
That’s all I have today. I’m going back to dancing in the kitchen because it’s holding me together right now.
Here’s the business this morning, y’all.
This is what my late husband always said this asshole would do. I never thought I'd ever say this, but I'm glad he isn't here to see it. It's not going to stop there, y'all know that, right? We could be looking at the next big war here, even WWIII, and that's only if he keeps his hands off the big ones. In other words, if he doesn't nuke us into oblivion, there's no way the US can sit this one out, and neither can anyone else. But most Russian leaders have always been crazy in the sense that they're the only ones who think in terms of nuclear war being winnable. And Putin thinks he's the guy to do it. This one's got me scared this time, folks.
Right now, lady. Wait for the ding.