I’ll be waiting for my new letter, Adolf. There ain’t no bitch in my blood.
Now, I know I’m not supposed to be talking cash shit about Ron DeSantis. You know how I know? Because it says so in the little pussy ass letter I keep in my plastic envelope, just so I can remind myself what a thin-skinned ho he really is.
Not that I’ll be forgetting any time soon.
I’ve said in many columns past, that elitist piece of shit is the culmination of many forefathers smoking cigars and pardoning rapists, er, excuse me, good boys, and donating wings to college libraries so they can grow to be even bigger elitist pieces of shit.
He never fucking disappoints, at least in that fashion. I mean, honestly, he disappoints me more than my ex with the alcohol induced ED, but that’s neither here nor there. I didn’t mean fuck him literally, I meant fuck him literally, you know.
I encourage you to visit the earlier columns about Ron DeSantis, the mini-Trump, Mar-a-Lago bag kissing, slapping one too many times with a towel on the ass in the locker room, but out here trying to attack the LGBTQ community because he is trying to apply his own beard.
DeSantis, we all remember you gargling Trump, ok? I wrote it down, just in case anyone tried to forget. When the fucking pandemic had Floridians literally starving, and your multi-million-dollar gem of an unemployment system couldn’t handle its own workload. When you literally blamed it on the citizens trying to feed their kids and pay their rent instead of fixing the fucking problem.
We remember you making fun of handicapped children. We remember you making assertions to scientific fact when in all reality you were talking fucking conjecture and some old school rumor mill through Facebook shit. When you put school children and educators at risk by going against the agency in charge of public health. You know, the actual fucking scientists, not that anti-vaxxer crowd you have kissing your ample ass.
But we have reached the all-time low with your little mutt and gelding display.
You reached back into the 1940’s to start shit with the LGBTQ community. You really fucking have the audacity that is only rivaled by your bosom buddy, and man that’s a real mouthful of it, unsurprisingly.
Allow me to digress, but someone better pull me back because I’m a level of angry I haven’t been in a very long time.
“But Queen, you aren’t LGBTQ, why so angry?”
Motherfu- who in the actu- I swear to God. Sit down.
No more fucking questions until I’m through. Swear on God, let another motherfucker….
Ok, read.
“DeSantis revoked tax breaks for Disney and directed authorities to investigate a Miami drag bar, but now he’s casting a wider net by ordering his administration not to invest funds in “woke” corporations.
Pension fund managers will be prohibited from using environmental, social, and governance (ESG) ratings when deciding which companies to invest government funds into. The ratings are a popular and common method for potential investors to see a corporation’s political and social stances, their environmental impact, and other good management standards.”
This fat fuck is telling educators they’ll be “punished” if they attempt to answer any questions about sexuality, even in the broadest of terms from the most innocent of mouths. He is literally pulling a fucking Gestapo on our teachers.
I have seen ultra-right, and I have given a big fuck you to the ultra-right, but this surpasses even those gerbil in the ass dudes on the West Coast. This dude is full-fledged trying to tell our teachers, the individuals qualified to educate, what to teach.
Excuse me? Where in the actual fuck do you get off?
Mar-a-Lago, but again, I digress.
He has essentially banned history, actual really fucking took place, we know because it’s written down, history from being taught. Because it makes white people uncomfortable to talk about what a bunch of racist, horrible people their great grandaddies were, and they still carry that surname. So, no, mm umm, we won’t be teaching that.
Now, you’ll either be a boy or a girl when you’re born, and you’ll stay that way. Either that, or we’ll wage war on you because we don’t like people who are different than our white bread, upper crust, my daddy paid for my education and first 3 rape dismissals, society.
I didn’t wear a fucking ribbon halo and spend months washing glitter out of my hair after Pride to watch from the sidelines. I love my gays, everyone knows that. Y’all have supported my mean ass when nobody else did, and that goes both ways, pun intended.
They’re talking about this dick having an actual chance at a presidential run. I am telling you now, if that happens, we’re fucked. Listen, I’m so upset, I had to go back and name the column after I wrote it. If you rock with me, you know how upset that is.
Trump passed the torch, and it’s just been doused in kerosene and hatred. I’m telling you, straight fucking Gestapo moves. Oh, by the way, do you know who the Gestapo went after first? Prior to the gypsies and Jews? The homosexuals. The earliest recorded transgenders.
History is fucking repeating itself, but we won’t know. They got rid of the proof from the textbooks.
I’m telling you, as your Prophetic Queen, be very afraid.
“I wash my hands with these ho ass niggas, man”…
Let Beezy take us out of here. At least we know he keeps the iron on him.
Knew this P.O.S. when he was a commissioner in Dunnellon. I can't believe he made Governor, and I warned people THEN that his eyes were on the White House. I never in my darkest thoughts imagined I could hate a man more than tRUMP. I stand thoroughly, and humbly corrected! By the way, my friends and family simply adore this asshole. April, will you adopt me? LOL
DeSatan is a walking, talking bag of dumpster juice.