So…y’all know how I do all of that angry ass political writing, and I’ve pretty much stopped giving three fucks about love or any of that shit? Right. Me too.
However, I sent a long form of the “love stories” column from last week, and they put me in Writers Blokke, which is like love and poetry and heartache and shit.
So, I don’t give a damn what anybody says, turns out I CAN write love stories. I just choose to write anti-love stories, because fuck these dudes out here. I’m not contributing to their God complex, and they don’t deserve good reviews from where I’m sitting.
But, I digress. Here, go look at what your girl did.
I feel like I could do something awesome today. Who has a Dear Bitchface? Does someone need an angry letter written about something? Tell me your issue, I’ll write something that would fucking turn Medusa to stone. I’m on one today, y’all.
See? I keep telling you that you're an awesome bad ass Bitch, but y'all don't really buy it.
Next up: April (the Right and Proper Bitchface Queen) starts selling her writing.. for cash money.
Well done, dear; I'm proud for you!
I am totally and completely in your corner!!!!