Usually, I have a policy against fucking with people more frightening and crazy than myself. Since that list is only about 4 deep, I haven’t found it to be a real issue. However, enter the Church of Scientology.
Welllllp, now that I probably have a dark sedan sitting outside of my fucking house, let’s get to the meat of the matter. No shit y’all, like 20 seconds after typing the name of the outfit, my system said “Fuck You” and threw me out. I’m already fucking tripping.
However, if you allow one rapist to hide behind their tactics, you may as well line them all up to join the flying saucer cult. Danny Masterson, boy, what a letdown. I really used to just love the shit out of that dude.
This week, Mars Volta frontman Cedric has been testifying about his wife being raped, and then the Scientology hitters have been straight up stalkrassing these people. I mean, it was expected. Really. These women testifying against Danny Masterson are some bitches who have some determination and bravery.
To go up against someone protected by the Scientologists? Maaaaan. Even I try not to fuck with them. And y’all know I fear nobody. Still, if you don’t remember this…Scientology, I'm Not Fucking With Y'all. They are legit the mafia of the religious outfits. I mean, hell, their bigwigs wife “disappeared” and has been missing for 30 years. When I say missing, I don’t really mean missing. Go down that rabbit hole sometime. It’s…interesting.
Just be sure to do it from someone else’s PC, because I really am not interested in coming down to any of the Scientology facilities to bust your ass out of there. Those fucks are on another level. And that level is wack.
I’m going to tell you right now, I’m doing a perimeter check with that big Glock .40 after I post this fucking column.
It kind of makes you wonder, exactly how bad were these assaults that these women are willing to do this kind of battle? I mean the normal battle against a rapist is fucking brutal. I know this because I have done it. Please believe me when I tell you, your whole life, every secret you ever had, everything down to the color and size of the t-back on your thong is coming to light. And not just being told, being discussed, in open court. In the most humiliating way possible.
It is not for those without a backbone. I assure you.
Now add to it you have these weirdos just openly harassing you and your people, running you down when you’re out driving somewhere, they had one of the victim’s security systems shut off at her house. I mean, they’re really just pushing the intimidation factor up to a thousand over their boy. I am beginning to wonder, do they go to bat for all of their rapists this way, or just Danny Masterson?
We’ll soon find out, because every rapist on the block is going to want a piece of this action. But, I’m sure they’ll take that money in the donation basket however in the fuck they can get it.
So, if you’re a rapist and you think you may soon be discovered, I think you know where your tithes are most welcome.
That’s it. I gotta go make sure there are no “religious enthusiasts” hanging out of the view of the cameras. One of y’all check in on me if I don’t pop up tomorrow.
Great minds must think alike my dear. I have a draft going of something Scientology-related but I’m right here, in Clearwater. I may keep my head down until I’m feeling totally better. Then, watch out.
Any sightings of the wife this decade? Nope, didn’t think so. They are scary fuckers ;)
After watching Leah Rimini I learned a LOT about Scientology and frankly, it all weirded me out. How they get new members is well and truly beyond me.