Clark Cunt And The Fuckboy Shoes...
I know y'all didn't think I was gonna let this man walk a mile in those...
Oh, Mary Mother of Christ.
Let me start off by saying, Clark Cunt is nowhere near being a Fuckboy. On the contrary, I think the world of the dude. He does what he says, he says what he does, he’s 100% as real as they get.
But I’ll be damned if that boy doesn’t have some serious Fuckboy tendencies.
Take yesterday, for example, as I’m sitting here working, per my dogged ass usual. Bzzz Bzzz. It’s Clark Cunt.
“Babygirl, you see my new shoes yet? They fucking fire.”
Y’all know. Y’all know how y’all can tell a Fuckboy right off the rippa is good dick and nice shoes. I've been saying this for as long as I’ve been a Bitchface, so pretty much since the existence of the passage of time.
So, I click.
Ah, goddam.
I said, “uh. Clark Cunt, you know those are some straight-up Fuckboy shoes, right?”
He said, “nah, babygirl, what’s wrong with my shoes?”
Man, I can’t even. I’m not going to explain to a grown ass man why his Jordan 1 Retros are Fuckboy shoes. He knows they’re Fuckboy shoes or it wouldn’t even be a conversation, he would just show up wearing them so I could have a good laugh and that would be that.
But, no. He wants to do this. Ok, you wanna do this. Let’s go ahead and do this.
I told him not only did I write the literal book on Fuckboys, but I also write prose about Fuckboys. I then sent him a voice clip of Fuckboy Season. Which he loved, but absolutely not the point.
Point is, you ain’t finna walk around here in Fuckboy shoes without me absolutely letting you know you’re in Fuckboy shoes. I don’t want to have to throw my pseudo-girlfriend card, but I will. This transpires:
Let the man wear his Fuckboy shoes in peace.
Shut up.
Haha! I am a sucker for a man in nice. shoes. Different shoes. But yes, shoes are a definite thing!
😂🤣this is hilarious I currently own 3 pairs of fuckboy shoes & I ain't even mad about it!