Tonight, there is a sincerely fucked up story out of Alabama. Kenneth Daniel, a fat, douchy looking pastor out of Chalkville, arrested and charged with molesting a 7-year-old.
Yeah, I’m pretty fucking pissy about that, but let me tell you how the sorry ass writer described the crime.
“He was arrested for attempting to have sex with a minor”.
No. No, not even close. You fucking lose. You should just jam your fingers right up your ass before you waste your time typing some idiocy of that nature again.
Fucking Bozo.
You don’t “have sex” with babies, first of all. Secondly, it’s called sexual assault. All the way up until that baby is *gasp* yes, a fucking adult.
There isn’t anything difficult at all about telling the story the way it actually happened. I know, I do it for a fucking living.
Let me tell you what you do when you describe incidents like this in the complete bullshit, asinine way you managed to wrangle it. You undermine the victim, you plant a narrative that is so far from the actual fucking truth, it may as well fucking be on Mars. Basically, you fucking lose. You should absolutely fucking be at minimum slapped, and most likely, would better be dragged behind 2 mules down a hot clay road.
Fucking Bozo.
See, this is the shit that happens with sexual assault victims. When the story is told, it goes from a 13-year-old being raped by her stepfather, to a “teenager who allegedly participated in sexual activity with a family member”. Wrong.
So fucking much wrong.
This shit really rubs me the wrong way, and I will tell you Bitchfaces without a bit of shame that I fired this hot little column right off to the editor of the sorry ass rag who published the bullshit. My exact words were “please refrain from coloring the goddamned news with misogyny, you fucking hack”.
I look forward to hearing back from them in a timely fashion.
Anyway, if you’re in Alabama, and you should happen to run across the lard ass child molesting sack of shit Kenneth Daniel, be sure to remind him that even in the worst of biblical times, you couldn’t be running around raping 7-year old’s.
Bonus points if you manage to cause a scene. If I had the gift of proximity…
Oh look. Alabama. Shocking. I couldn't be less surprised unless it was Kentucky. I think what this actually is, is someone saying the quiet part of local attitudes out loud. This is the source of the 100% abortion bans: the idea that "rape = sex", no matter the ages or family relationship of assailant and victim, nor to what degree the encounter entailed brutality. This is what they're looking for. That's why we should all be scared.
See Annica's comment.
The only thing I could possibly add is a .40 as punctuation.
Dear Mass Media (L & R), QUIT fuckin lying to us with every word.