Okay, So. Don't Just Fucking Talk About It...
Why don't one of you dumb bitches actually try to be about it?
Today, while cruising Reddit, I saw a clip from u/BabaYaga17 that had me so angry, I had to stop and laugh at the absolute level of hypocrisy before I started doing some shit I would surely regret, but shall remain unspoken, because check the above pic.
The Good Liars, a parody interview clip series that is fucking hilarious, was at an anti-abortion rally with these nutbags, and the interviewer walks over to a group of what appears to be women in their 50’s. They’re holding a big “Choose Adoption” sign.
The interviewer then asks them, one by one, how many children they’ve adopted. The answer, of course, is none. A couple of these dumb whores had the nerve to say “I have two of my own”, as though children you adopt are somehow different than your own. Fucking clowns in so many respects. Where do I even start on these ignorant bitches?
Oh, wait, I got it, I’ll start here: If you do nothing in your fucking life except sit on the sidelines and talk shit about other people, trying to weasel your nosy ass into their bedroom and sexual history, ho, you need some serious hobbies, and an ass whipping.
You’re out here with the fucking audacity to try to judge these women, pressure these women, and yet you don’t do shit except get your face tangled up in some mess. You fucking disgust me.
Let me be 100% clear- I’m not pro abortion. I’m pro choice. Abortion would never be my choice, because of my daughter. But that doesn’t make these millions of other women’s choice mine to make for them.
That’s the difference. I know how to fucking stay in my lane. Especially on a topic I have nothing useful to add to. Why is that? Because I know I’m not adopting any of these bad ass kids out here.
The fuck? No. I don’t fucking want them. None of ‘em.
I don’t have to sit around and put my mouth off into something that isn’t my business in the least, which is if another woman carries a baby to term or not. Not my baby, not my fucking business. What is my business, is you dumb ass broads trying to get some old ass white men looking in my panties and telling me what I can and cannot do with my own personal OBGYN.
Let me catch you and your nosy ass friends in my panties, we gonna have a real issue. I mean one that your Metamucil and Dr. Scholl’s can’t help you resolve, do you dig that?
This is how I look at it. I bitch about a lot of things. Domestic violence, animal abuse, incels…shiiiiiit….I never let up on those. But here is what I do: I toss a rope in to women being beaten, and I pull them out. Literally. I also Beau Duke across hoods for dogs, and will continue to do so until I wear a hole in the seat of my pants. Incels, you bitches know where to find me. You’re so far down on my radar at this point in the year, go pull a number and sit with those bitches in the back.
That’s the difference. That’s why I can run my fucking mouth to the tune of it having it’s own damned column. I get my ass up, and I make things happen. I don’t sit around and judge someone else for their decisions, because if I don’t agree, I’m on my way to fix it, boo.
So, when you have the audacity to show your bitty clucking ass up to a rally holding a “Choose Adoption” sign, bitch, you had better have at least one adoption to your own record. Or, you’re just like these stupid broads, and you’re doing nothing about an issue except bumping your fucking gums and creating static where there doesn’t need to be any.
I hate a static starting bitch. Really, I do.
So, unless you’d like a visit from a certain Southern Superhero, I would tone my shit so far down you stay off my radar. I have no patience for a do nothing, talk all sort of shit type bitch.
Stay in your lane, Susan. I’m not fucking playing on this one. This isn’t your call to make. This belongs to the women who need this option, and your old ass ain’t one of them. Go have several seats.
🙌Hell yeah I love it when u get all fired up!😏I could feel the adrenaline pumping through ur veins on this 1 mama! Shiiiit take me w u, let's give these bitches a reality check real fucking fast!👊💨Pro-choice for the win. The fact there's women who protest against what another woman does w her own body makes me LIVID. I think it also speaks volumes to the type of people they are & this world needs far less of em procreating & shit.
Hey You! Been quite a while! I see you're still exposing the hypocrites, taking names and kicking ass like only you can do.
I agree with you 1000%. Since I'm both adopted and had "the procedure" myself at age 17, this gives me a firm base with which to judge bitches like those you speak of. It's just like those damn anti-abortion fanatics to scream about not killing babies but when those unwanted, unloved, neglected and abused babies grow up to be murderers, who's the first ones standing in line to witness their execution? And where in the hell are they after these babies are born? They're nowhere to be found. Oh wait! There they are in the voting booth voting down every social welfare and education proposition on the ballot. So, picketing abortion clinics in their idea of a good time. Something they can brag about at the country club, or a way to be seen by all the other hypocrites they are so concerned about impressing. Want to know a secret? Well...it may not be a secret but it's funnier than hell and I've seen it happen more than a few times. If Mrs. Shiteatinggrin Hypocrite's teenage daughter gets knocked up by some snot nosed-kid from the wrong side of the tracks, you can bet your bottom dollar, Mrs. H. will have baby H. first in line at the clinic the following morning to have that little problem sucked right out and into the bin. I too, am not PRO-abortion. That's ridiculous, but I am pro-choice and pro-adoption. Some may say that's a contradiction? Ha! Not at all! All that is is PRO-choice because I got enough to worry about. I'm not going to insert my damn opinion into some stranger's business and they sure as hell better not get up in mine.
Miss you, girl! I'm going to check in more often because you never cease to speak the truth, entertain and slap upside the head once in a while. Love you much!
Julie from Q
P.S. Speaking of adoption, but completely off topic, we adopted a new "Pitski" puppy. (1/2 Pitty, 1/2 Husky) OMFG! I have met my goddamn match with this one! Help?! She's either going to be the death of me or will keep me young because I have to be on her like white on rice 24/7. My hubs bought her a t-shirt that says, "I'm the reason we can't have nice things". I decorated one of her harnesses with "My name is Daisy and I Have Canine Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, CADHD. Chase me please.". Nevertheless, we love the little shit something fierce and the feeling is mutual. She sleeps on my face sprawled out horizontally on the bed some nights or has my husband sleeping with half his body hanging off the bed. That's ok though. The fact that she is quite the beauty, cream colored, with one blue eye and one green is just a bonus. The moral of this story is: Another one is saved! Yay! ;0)