I know I come here often and tell y’all about bad husbands, terrible boyfriends, horrible sons, all that bullshit. However, if you rolled all those fuckers into one they couldn’t compete with this piece of shit.
This dude gives family annihilators a bad name. Really.
Marion County, right here in the Sunshine State, and backwood Florida for those of y’all not local. Michael Jones, pictured above in the turtle suit, because apparently someone gave a fuck if he killed himself or not. I really don’t understand why, because if anyone should be on the Styx right now, it’s this fuckface.
So, his wife, Casei Jones, goes through his phone and discovers he’s cheating. Now, y’all know I say often, if you’re going to confront a volatile man, you don’t do it alone, however, no victim blaming here. Merely a word of precaution. This is why.
This shitbag claims his wife poked him with a ball bat during an argument about him being a dirty cheating sack of shit. He then takes the ball bat and beats her to death.
Hol’ up. We ain’t even hit the bad shit yet.
The 4 children of his wife, 2 belonging to the couple, together, are sleeping while this takes place. Jones then puts his wife in a tote and shoves her in a closet.
The next day he drops her two sons off to their father, drops the couple’s two daughters off to his dead wife’s mother, and starts posting to her social media to make it look like she isn’t dead in a tote.
Then, he gets worried the boys will be expected in school soon, goes and retrieves them, retrieves his daughters, and over the next week he murders all four children.
He strangles the 8-year-old boy first. The following day, he chokes the 4-year-old boy with a ziptie, then drowns him in a bathtub. Nearly a week later, he drowns his two daughters in the bath. All the while, shoving these children into suitcases and then into closets.
Yeah. This really fucking happened. Over the course of a week.
This motherfucker is a monster.
So, nearly two months later, in September, a deputy spots this piece of shit fleeing the scene of a one car accident. The cop immediately smells decomp, and that’s because his wife’s body is in a tote in the back of the minivan.
Pretty fucking sure this isn’t what the Caravan was designed for.
So, they haul this macabre excuse for a man in, and he reveals the 4 children are dumped in the woods. Cops locate that horrendous site, and this asshole is deemed guilty. As he should be.
Now, though, his attorneys are trying to get him life instead of a needle in the arm. Never before have I wanted Ol’ Sparky brought back so badly, because this piece of shit needs to ride the lightning.
Attorneys actually have the nerve to stand there pleading child abuse he suffered growing up as a mitigating factor. I don’t give a fuck if he was beaten into submission nightly, you killed 4 kids, 2 of them your own daughters, over the course of a week.
You have no reason to breathe the same air I breathe.
There are some people who, arguably, have some reasons behind the atrocities they commit. This isn’t one of those situations. This dude is the worst of the worst.
He could have just denied the cheating like every other worthless husband and went on with his business. He murdered 5 people slowly and deliberately, pretending to be his dead wife to save his own ass. You don’t get any more fucked up than this dude.
Run that IV, Florida. Anything else is telling these pieces of shit they can do this shit and get away with it.
If any motherfucker deserves to die a slow and painful death, it's this sack of absolute shit.
I think he should be left in the prison yard and let the inmates take care of him.
What a piece of garbage. He is a pig
the only piece of knowledge that comforted me was that after his children and wife were dead, they had escaped his ass and were with Jesus surrounded by LOVE.