So, after the debauchery with the judge in Western Illinois, I was driven to write a column calling out these assholes for being ridiculously archaic and misogynistic. However, a judge here in Hillsborough County, right here in The Bay, has aimed to set shit right.
God love him.
Judge Michael Williams of the criminal circuit court in Hillsborough County told rapist Justin Evans, a 35 year old piece of shit fresh off a 16 year prison stint in Missouri for double armed robbery, he was denied a bail reduction.
His ass needs to sit in jail. Why? Oh, well he was outfitting his car to look like a cop car, pulling women over, and raping them. Right here in my town, fucking up ladies lives here in The Bay.
He did it in broad daylight, 3:30 in the afternoon, on a busy ass 4 lane. He put the 27 year old victim in ziptie cuffs, drove her to an apartment complex, and raped her after identifying himself as a Hillsborough County sheriff’s deputy.
Not only was this lady a victim, but he had just one week earlier pulled over a woman and her 7 year old daughter. I shudder to think what could have happened if he hadn’t gotten spooked.
So, in court his piece of shit girlfriend asked the judge for bond reduction, stating he could live with her, and she would guarantee bond. What the fuck kind of pick me ass bitch are you, Trea Coleman? Get a fucking clue.
Back to the lecture at hand. Judge Michael Williams, a friend to *sane folk* all over The Bay, said absolutely no way in hell is this flying. The bond remains $630,500, and that’s cash or surety, asshole.
Way to set it right, Judge Williams. I see you and I adore you. You’re what is good in the judicial system, you are exactly what these other robes should strive to be. Thank you for keeping the ladies in The Bay safe tonight.
*dances a jig* .. To see the justice system actually doing what it is suppose to bring joy to one's heart!
I feel like we should send him flowers, or a card. That we recognize he’s doing his job despite so many others phoning it in from the 1800s.