You know, sometimes, even fuckboys can give other fuckboys a bad name. Case in point: this little gem from my long defunct Facebook dating inbox. I like to see what the cat drags in (oh, yeah, that was intended) every now and then, because what is online dating without the opener?
Dude, when this is what you’re opening with…I actually sent this to my Marine friend who gets a kick out of these idiots and their weak-ass game. He had to send me back an entire video clip of what an idiot this dude is, and the consensus is “when you can outfuckboy your fellow fuckboys”, you’re really onto a whole new level of yuck.
Gentlemen of Bitchface, I know you know why this is disgusting, insulting, and absolutely revolting. However, ladies, I’ve actually seen this shit work on a few of you, and I’m going to ask this: why, for the love of fuck, why?
Let me grab my whiteboard really quickly *gets the big whiteboard, so you know she’s doing the fucking most*
Ok, I know people need to get laid. It’s whatever, I’m not here to discuss who you do, because ew. Y’all know I have hangups. Here is what I’m saying, so listen up nasty bitches in the back row. Every time you let a fuckboy get at you with this type of piss poor performance, you’re making it harder for the next woman. I get a million of these, but this one just rubbed me the wrong way because A. he’s clearly stupid, and B. when you literally catch and flag your behavior as fuckboy behavior prior and yet you STILL have the fucking audacity to go through with it, you, sir, have outfuckboyed your damned self.
What is happening? Am I fucking high?
Man, come the fuck on. This is just the laziest, most ridiculous display of fuckboy. I mean, y’all aren’t even trying anymore. At least the fuckboys of yore had some weak-ass game. This is just laziness. This is the equivalent of spot mopping, and don’t fucking get me started on that nasty shit.
I am officially asking you ladies if this is the type of shit that comes across, shame that fuckboy, as I felt the need to do. They need to learn that their behavior is unacceptable. Because I didn’t have any rolled-up newspapers at hand, I had to reply instead. What I wanted to do was rub his nose in it, but you know that would have meant getting within arm’s length, and me within arm’s length of a Fuckboy just ain’t happening, ladies and gentlemen.
Sigh. I honestly just can’t even right now. I would like to think this is outside of the spectrum of what online dating is, but it’s just another day in the life. It’s the sum of the moving parts. It’s just…disappointing.
I used to get angry about the way Fuckboys felt comfortable enough in the fuckboyhood to do shit like this. But after 10 years, post-divorce, and countless Fuckboys later, I’m just tired. I’m just tired of the affiliation. The confrontations. The flagrant manipulations. So. Fucking. Tired.
Sir, please do not address me if you don’t meet the criteria. And the criteria, of course, is you can’t be a Fuckboy.
I’ve had more fuck boy comments made in person. I’ve given the thousand yard death stare and asked “ Could you please explain EXACTLY what you said very loudly so everyone can give their opinion?” The one time a guy actually kinda answered and tried to play it off as a joke ( literally my last boss, that fucking freak) I said VERY loudly “ Really??? I heard you were impotent.”
Ugh. I just had an older guy say something to me, and then act all innocent, and I know what he said wasn't innocent, and I'm trying not to overreact. I hate second guessing something that seems obvious to me. But then I just feel like a jaded bitch.