Ahem. I Would Like To Take This Moment To Remind Everyone...
Way back in February of last year, I called this shit. If only I had asked everyone to get upset...wait. I did? I did.
Now, I’m not one to run around rubbing salt in wounds. Wait, what the fuck am I saying? Of course I am. It’s almost the fucking basis of my existence. Someone keep an eye on me, clearly I am high.
Last year, prior to the debauchery, I had a real fucking bee in my bonnet about South Carolina. Not as a state of the Union, as it’s a beautiful place. However, as a whole, they’ve some of the least forward thinking since, well, Florida.
So, when they started this whole “South Carolina owns your fucking body” bullshit, I got to my laptop and got an attitude.
This was the result.
Now, here we are, 16 months and overturning Roe v Wade later, and everyone is wearing a fucking shocked Pikachu face, clutching their pearls, and “ommfg, Ms. Macon, what if someone had foreseen this? What if someone had said we better get our thumbs out of our asses and stand up for our rights as females?”
I strongly encourage you to click the fucking link and you can actually directly quote me on the words that came out of my mouth.
“Hey. Get your fucking thumbs out of your asses. Stand up for your rights as females.”
Welllllp. Now what are we going to do? How are we going to fix this, ladies? I’m game, but we had better start doing something more than woe is me’ing and being pushed around, or by the time the New Year gets here, we’re going to be back at the crick washing our fucking petticoats.
Hit a Bitchface up. Let’s be more than just a pretty face, shall we? Let’s fucking actually do something that advances us in more ways than simply giving us a nice pic for our dating profiles. This shit with us laying down and taking it is dead. I ain’t laying down for shit.
I will 100% write your copy for any protest you plan. I will 100% write your call to action for any pro-woman activity in North America. I will 100% show up to your protest if you are within 200 miles of the Great State of Florida. I’m in, sis. What are we all standing around doing?