Here Come The Next Wave Of What The Fucks...
If you're trans in Texas, you might wanna get the fuck out.
What’s happening, Bitchfaces?
Oh, y’all want me to tell you. Ok, cool. I came here ready to do just that.
It isn’t often that I take us out to Texas, and that’s because I really don’t care for the joint. My people that used to be there aren’t there anymore, thus, that dry ass rathole can sit right down and masticate a fat bag of dicks for all I care.
Hold your saddlebags, though, sis. Some shit is fucking popping off out there and y’all need to be abreast. (That’s a pun, you’ll get it in just a second)
So, Texas AG Ken Paxton, the most Republican of all the fascists at the fascism meet this year, has requested a compilation of all the trans in the state of Texas. Worse still, he requested it via phone. They already have started erasing the paper trail.
That’s fucking terrifying.
Documents have come to light from some of the staff compiling these new Nazi swat lists, “AG request sex change lists”, giving the entire fucking business of anyone who changed their sex on their drivers license within the last fiscal year.
I mean, I’m sure that’s completely fucking innocent, right? Probably just wanted to send them a “welcome to womanhood” gift. Or whatever the fuck you get a new dude.
Bruh. This shit ain’t looking good.
I need any one of y’all to give me a legitimate reason for this shit. Anyone?
I’ll take “Fuck That Shit” for $1,000, Alex.
Look at that, y’all, it’s a fucking daily double.
I have pondered on this all day long. I’m still not coming up with anything that doesn’t hit rounding them up for something. I wonder what though?
Grab the Mystery Machine, Fred. We’ve got some fucking investigating to do.
If you are trans, and you live in Texas, you need to leave. Not later. You need to leave now. This has all of the markings of some shit is about to fucking go down.
Hit me up if you need help. I’ll work some magic. It’s time. Seriously.
Bitchface lines are open. Holler at me.
One word….. RUN
I can smell the stink on that shit wafting all the way up here, and it's nauseating. Whatintheeverlovingfuck is this country turning itself into? (Rhetorical, of course)