The Misogyny Is Alive And Well...
Great, just the kind of fucking nonsense I needed affirmed.
I’ve really been in the habit of praising this younger generation of men lately, and for good reason. They buy tampons with no dumb ass comments, they don’t have a problem holding your purse for you, and we all know they have clearly committed themselves to being known for ass eating in all of the history books moving forward.
Today, though, I had the displeasure of dealing with a young man who is trying to ruin the good attitude I’ve developed about the millennial men as a whole.
First off, he suggested that I start a column assisting men who are being abused in their relationships. This was in response to my Safety and The Single Lady column, and he obviously should have read a little more Bitchface so he could have foreseen how I was going to fucking eviscerate this little fucking simpleton.
I replied with, “men being abused by women, huh? Physically? Are you fucking serious, bruh?”
I also reminded the little fucking Bozo that I have two brothers. Both of them have been a pain in my ass since the day they were born. Here is what happens when I swing on them; they will pick me up, do some sort of helicopter spinning until I am going to vomit, then put me down and laugh at me when I fall into something.
This is because they are men, and it isn’t even close to being a fair fight. They have a foot, almost a foot and a half, and a hundred pounds on me. Not. Even. Fucking. Close.
Then this little ignorant asshole really upped my blood pressure and his chances for an ass whipping should I ever have the displeasure of meeting him. He told me that his history of being raped, which was “rape” because he paid his rent to a woman he wasn’t attracted to in penis, was just as painful and upsetting as rape by force suffered by women worldwide.
I actually lost it at this point and said “you sure are a dumb little motherfucker, aren’t you?”
In all fairness, he certainly is a dumb little motherfucker.
There is absolutely zero comparison in rape by coercion (sleeping with a woman you don’t find attractive to get something out of her), and rape by force (literally being beaten and physically forced to comply under the threat of severe injury and death).
Zero. Fucking. Comparison.
And if anyone out there thinks the two are anywhere near being close, I want you to stand up and tell me your dumb ass fucking thought so that I may throw something at your stupid ass.
On God. Please don’t push me. It will be me making bail by 11pm if you decide to fuck with me on this one. Someone give my bondsman the nod should it go down.
Look, punk ass men who think that talking about women being abusers somehow makes it okay to be the piece of shit abuser that you are, it’s not even close to being the same. In either of the scenarios you thought you were so slick having thought up.
No. No, you aren’t and no, no it isn’t. If you tell me that Mike Tyson fighting Rhonda Rousey is a fair fight, I’m going to fucking throw something at your stupid ass. I don’t care who the woman is, bitch, I have hands, and I’m telling you, my brothers can have me acting like a human windmill in under ten seconds.
And you slept with an overweight woman for a place to stay, so that makes her a rapist? Actually, that makes you a dumb ass little Fuckboy who needs to grow the fuck up, get a job, and earn a fucking living like the rest of us grown adults, you little fucking maggot.
As I told you, congratulations, you piece of shit, you made my column. Feel free to comment. But, also send me your address so that I may come and throw something at your stupid fucking ass.
Mike Miller, go on and draw up the paperwork, they’re testing the fuck out of me today. Looking more and more like you’ll be picking me up at county with each passing minute.
This guy is a piece of work. Wtf...
It is absolutely possible for a woman to be an utter psycho and abusive to a man, I've seen it happen - some of these chicks use the guy's natural reluctance to hit a woman against them. She beats on him, threatens him with a knife, smashes his car windows when he tries to leave, harms herself and then says if he doesn't do what she says, she'll turn him in for abuse because the cops will believe the woman first... I have met this woman a few times, literally seen her in action doing these things. The first one was a "Crystal". No way no how would I ever believe a man at first blush - unfortunately the vast imbalance makes that impossible - but when I see her live in 3d, I can't deny she exists.
This guy does not have anything even close to a Crystal on his hands and he can merrily go fuck himself.
What a stupid twat!!!! Screwing your land lady for rent rather than actually PAYING your rent, making you a lazy, pointless, fucktard. Definitely not a victim! On a happier note, I’m adopting a rescue pit this week!!!!