Dear Bitchface... You Were Right.
Of course I was, honey, that's what I do. I play with other peoples dogs and give great advice.
Dear Bitchface,
Recently I wrote to you to ask you about my boyfriend, who is now my ex. He was the guy who was still married and said he wasn’t sleeping with his wife, but then he did and said he was thinking of me the whole time. Thank you for answering my questions. It turns out you were right, because his wife recently found our messages and called me. She was very angry and said they’ve never talked about divorce, and were actually talking about having a 3rd child. I’ve broken off contact, but he still messages me. He says his wife left him and he wants to be with me, but I don’t want a liar for a boyfriend.
-The Ex Other Woman
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Girl, you are truly a whole different animal, huh?
So, you don’t want a liar for a boyfriend, but a guy who is married is perfectly acceptable? I don’t really understand your moral reasoning at this point. Or maybe it isn’t moral at all. It’s wild to feel like you’re the one being wronged, isn’t it?
Now imagine how his wife must have felt, finding out he’s carrying on a whole ass separate relationship and lying his ass off about it.
You know, we had some pretty good laughs at your last email, because it was simply unbelievable that you could get mad about a married man sleeping with his own wife. However, now it seems to me that since he’s no longer the husband of another woman, he’s not so attractive to you any longer.
Is this a habit that you have? Do you typically only sleep with other women’s husbands? I am interested to know the answer, actually, so I’ve emailed you back. Please take the time out of sleeping with other women’s husbands to reply.
Basically, if that’s your whole little song and dance, you gotta work on that whole telecounseling thing I was telling you about. Because those are some issues that really won’t work themselves out. Those are the type you need a professional for.
Some women are like that. They see the happiness of another woman, and they simply must try to steal it for themselves. Here’s the thing, though, and I think a lot of you homewreckers fail to realize this: he will wreck your home with him with the very next bitch, no problem.
It won’t matter how many kids, what y’all house is like, how in debt y’all are. He won’t give a fuck. A man who will cheat on his wife will cheat on his mistress. You just like to believe he won’t.
So, my question is this; are you actively pursuing married men, or was this some sort of “slipped and fell in it scenario”? Please advise. And nevermind how loose we get in the comments. I mean, you kind of have it coming, wouldn’t you agree.
Thanks for writing in though, because we were all wondering how long that little affair would last. I show less than 60 days, so wow. I lost the pool.
The Queen.
I am fucking dying!!!! My favorite part was when you asked this fool to take time out from sleeping with other peoples husbands to reply to you. BRILLIANT 💜
Damn the amount of times I've🙄at the things she had typed out is unreal. I've had personal experiences w these types of homewreckers u speak of & they deserve not an single ounce of mercy or empathy! It's like wtf did u expect to happen?! That he was going to come running to u & play "house"?🤔 If it seems too good to be true, it IS almost always too good to be true! As a woman u need to have higher standards than sleeping w someone else's man, but unfortunately some don't & they irk me badly! I've seen women being told the man was married & come onto that man ten times stronger as if the wedding ring & whole ass HUSBAND title was a competition, a game to them that they MUST WIN! And of course once the chase is done & they realize they could have that man now, (without the wife hanging over his head), they aren't the slightest bit interested. Hell I've even stepped in when I've witnessed it right next to me & threatened the chick if she don't get to steppin' I can surely assist her myself!🤷🏼♀️U answered her perfectly & I can't wait to see what she pulls out of her bag of tricks next. xx💋