These Whores Have Officially Made Me Feel Some Type Of Way...
Some of them have amazing husbands.
Y’all know Melissa does all the graphics, so when you see her around, be sure to thank her. She does a great deal to help us out, and I love her.
Tonight, I was checking my social platforms, and something happened that I am nearly ashamed to admit.
I believe I was semi-jealous.
Allow me to digress.
There is a video, this guy is out in a raincoat in some blustering ass type of storm. I mean, it’s really raining its ass off.
The video is being taken by his wife, from inside the car. Now, y’all know me, I would be the dumb ass out in the rain, because this guy is picking up a full ass grown pit and throwing it over his shoulder.
He’s saving this big boy from the storm.
Okay, okay, yep. I got in my feelings. If you ever wanted to have an iota of a shot with me, be a friend to dogs. But out saving dogs, flinging them around like babies in a storm. Bruh, let me get them digits.
The caption on the video “show us why your partner is worth being married to”.
Sis, I don’t even need to see the other entries, your man wins. Get the man a fucking tiara and a sash, because he is officially the Dude You Want To Be Married To.
The best thing about my ex, who shall remain unnamed, was the fact that he would fling 100-pound dogs over his shoulder and baby them. It stole my heart, just melted me. I still have those pictures, and I don’t plan to get rid of them. It’s the way I’ll always remember him with some sort of emotion in my heart. Babying a big ass dog, just being a hero to a furburger.
So, let’s hope the rest of these bitches don’t jump on this bandwagon, because I don’t think my heart can take it. Listen, I don’t give a fuck if your dude can cook, if he works two jobs, if he tells your kids bedtime stories. Meh, fuck off. That’s your job, bro. You’re a fucking adult.
If your husband is out in a storm saving a dog, move over, sis. I just need to stare at him adoringly for a moment. Don’t worry, the instant he walks on the tile with them wet ass shoes, I’m over it.
They kept the dog, by the way. So, yeah, not only a bad ass rescuing big fucking babies, but actually caring about what happens to them. The comment said they were up to 11 now. And counting.
Okay, broad with the husband in a raincoat. You got me.
I may have a little crush on your husband.
We all have a "type" LOL!
Love this guy!!! Keeping mine but definitely love this guy!