Bitchface BOGO today, y'all...
Both of these news clips should really shove some fuckery in your day
So, here I was today, just minding my own fucking business, when I was hit with a combination and damned near knocked the fuck out, figuratively speaking. I can’t recall having two news clips in one day make me this mad, but I’m sure I have been.
This shit always makes me this angry. And, as you’ll soon read, for good reason. We’re going to start with bad, and make our way to worse, okay?
Buckle up, it’s about to get fucking terrible.
In a joint investigation the US Marshals dubbed “Operation Boo Dat 2021”, from 10/2021 until 12/24/21, five missing teenage girls were rescued by the Marshals. They arrested 30 sex offenders, 17 of whom were suspected of felony sex offender registration violations.
One of those arrested is a Tier 3 sex offender (so fucking bad) who was wanted for raping a 12 year old girl. He is also previously convicted of raping a woman in a public library bathroom.
Another of those arrested was convicted of aggravated sexual assault on a 14 year old.
The Marshals also performed over 100 sex offender compliance checks, where they physically go to the last known address of these animals, and check their paperwork, usually while performing searches of the home and devices.
It’s one of the best services that the Marshals perform, if you ask me. So, a total of 30% of their checks were out of compliance, which is another felony charge in addition to whatever sex offenses they’re registered for.
I hope this just violated every parole agreement made with those 30 pieces of garbage.
Of the five teens rescued, at least two have been identified by US Marshals as “actively or recently held in the company of sex traffickers”.
There needs to be an operation like this in every state. Now.
Who Dat, Indeed. Knock, knock, pervert, it’s the fucking Marshals.
Across the pond, our British buddies are having the absolute worst time.
Morgue worker David Fuller was sentenced to two life sentences for sexually abusing 102 corpses of women and girls, and filming himself doing so.
Yes. He raped 102 dead bodies of women and girls, filmed himself, and kept the films. However, there’s more to this sick fucking story.
Back in 1987, Fuller sexually assaulted two live women and was located through DNA testing. When the cops went to talk to him about those rapes, they discovered video evidence of him raping the corpses, and also over 3,000 images of child porn.
They also uncovered while going through his computer that he would locate deceased women on the internet through obituaries and other memorial links, and plan who he was going to assault. He was literally online shopping for the corpses he was going to rape.
What in the actual fuck is happening here? No, really. What.
So, the Crown Court handed him 2 life sentences, and let it be known that he would never see the light of day again.
This is beyond horrible, but it’s one for the books. Pedophilia and necrophilia actually rarely go hand in hand. They need to dissect this fucker’s brain and see exactly what in the fuck makes something like this.
I just want to say a quick “hoorah” for all the British kids who aren’t going to be exploited tonight by that sorry ass excuse for a human.
Drink lots of fluids, buddy, it’s gonna be a hot one when you get there.