Y’all see this?
I just want to hit the high points, because I know sometimes the important shit can be buried among the fuckery.
Andrew Warren is not one to fuck around with the dumb shit. Never has been. Tough on abusers, rapists, you know, real fucking criminals. But hol’ up, let’s just pull this right on outta the pocket before shit gets hazy.
Y’all remember a few years back, the “Fair and Just Prosecution” campaign he mounted? Basically, it was to put an end to the cops stopping black and brown men walking and riding bikes, harassing them for ID’s or field sobriety fucking them, then arresting or assaulting, or sometimes both, if we’re quite honest.
It was Andrew Warren who said “enough of the bullshit, let’s call it what it is. Racism”.
I happen to love the man. I feel like he has the biggest set of balls in Hillsborough County. He doesn’t care who likes what he has to say, and I feel like he’s my fucking spirit animal.
However, I digress. So, this campaign, and the fact that he joined the pledge with other various DA’s and State Attorneys stating he won’t prosecute those seeking and receiving abortions, nor their healthcare providers, this is their ammo.
So, this fucking derelict ass trash we call gubernatorial material down here in the Swamp has stated that Warren exhibits a “disregard for duty to enforce state laws”.
Hold up, though. I forgot one. I need y’all to note another tic in the fuck you column was the fact that Warren has been vocal about the fact that there are no laws against gender affirming care in Florida, and if there were, they could get fucked too.
The man, bro, he walks on fucking Evian.
So, of course, the pussy ass hos who all eat at the same section of white bread, Baptist on Sunday but racist on Saturday night, don’t ask us what this kerosene soaked cloth is for, decided to jump on the fucking bandwagon.
Sheriff Judd included. Listen, Grady, I love how you take care of women and children. But this isn’t your fight. You don’t say too much on these scenarios, because most of us know you support population control. En masse, actually. Cool. Do you, but this isn’t a good look for you, Grady. I’m disappointed.
Worse still, the Hillsborough County sheriff saying Warren is “focused on empathy for criminals and less interested in pursuing justice for crime victims”. Who? Where the fuck are these victims? Oh. In utero. Duh.
The fuck was I thinking.
Homeboy really just straight up tried to underbus Warren, but never that. Hell, we all know it was your deputies he was campaigning against, and everybody has their Hanes Her Way in a fucking bunch about the fact that they had to buy heavy bags instead of working it out on the black and brown men of Tampa.
Fucking pathetic.
Today, this fat fuck has made his statement. I’m telling y’all. Like Project Pat would say “he gon go there on a ho”. He really is doing this shit like he is the fucking end all be all. He is the penultimate.
Stop this asshole now, or watch my prophetic columns become the fucking playbook. I would be very afraid tonight, Tampa Bay.
I don't understand why anyone made that pledge yet. There's no law on the books here to prosecute women for abortion, is there? Either way, I think this just makes DeSantis look bad (and crazy). Anything we can do to keep him from being president. I hope someone is writing all this shit down. This will likely come back to bite him in the ass.
I DO NOT VOTE. Before you drag me.....
(My Dad was a Vietnam Vet in USMC, I have my reasons)
We’ve grown accustomed to clashes between branches of government when there is divided partisan control. Now there are similarly partisan fights among the different levels of government. I think..teehee