Dear Bitchface...
Honestly, I don't even know how these people get past the first sentence sometimes.
Dear Bitchface,
I’ve been seeing a man recently, just for the last month or so. Today he informed me that his ex is very pregnant, and they will be having a baby in about 2 months. What should I do?
Not The Babymama
Psssh. Girl, clearly.
I mean, if it were me, I would be all the way out, and STAT. Here is why:
First of all, when you’re expecting a child with someone, you should inform your date around date 2. I guarantee you her heavily pregnant ass had to do some explaining to her dates. He knew when he started considering dating you that in the very near future, he was going to be covered in spit up and smelling like talcum powder.
Not everyone wants to be involved in baby mother drama, or carrying diaper bags, or whatever in the hell else you’ll find yourself involved in. In addition, this child isn’t even born yet. That means the ex and he are going to be spending an exponential amount of time at minimum talking in the very near future.
Are you prepared for that? That before you can make plans, he has to clear his schedule with another woman. That he will be giving 40% of his paycheck to another woman. Custody exchanges and holiday swaps and all that shit.
None of that sounds like a good time to me. And this is the very beginning. You have a full-fledged 18 years, and they haven’t even started working out the kinks yet. In addition, is he planning to be there for the birth of the child?
How do you feel about that? Just gonna be holding her hand, and staring into the abyss while this baby has its big ass head busting out.
Mm. Mmm umm.
I feel like getting involved with this guy, at this point, is just a problem waiting to unfold. You’re honestly setting yourself up for a relationship that you’re not going to be happy with, because you are essentially going to be the odd man out while this former couple adjusts to life with THEIR child.
I strongly advise against this. This has all of the hallmarks of some dumb shit, it’s like dumb shit in hermetic seal, because as soon as you unwrap this shit, it’s going down.
Cut this one loose, sis. I’m sure there is a guy out there who isn’t having a baby in two months who can disappoint you just as well. Trust me.
Lol, it's not even due until then. Fuck I should have got the due date. I figure a good 90 days after it's out of the oven and it's going to be dramatic like Flowers in the Attic, ma'am.
I can’t 180…..I vote for 60