Aye, I don’t know if y’all knew this shit, but apparently MAGA hates me.
Or so says some bitch who was so hurt by my Ron Desantis column that she felt as though it was of the utmost importance to let me know that my political beliefs ain’t about shit, and MAGA bitches think I could use some self-improvement.
Excuse me for just one fucking moment, I know it has to be around here somewh-
Well, fuck me running backward, looks like I misplaced that whole last fuck I stashed late last year.
Bitch, first the fuck of all, you’re a broad who is claiming MAGA. You dumb bitch, you’re literally licking the ass of your fucking oppressors.
Clearly, you’re the intelligent one of the bunch though, since you thought it was wise to pop off with me.
Let me fucking reiterate, I never keyboard cowboy. You send me your current mailing address, and bitch, I’ll drop this shit off to your front door and dare you to say something. Now, let me screenshot the shit so you know I’m fucking talking to you.
There you are, bitch, I even hit the highlight for you so there isn’t a singular misconception.
Where the fuck was I?
Oh, that’s right. Bootlicking. They have those bitches in prison too. Walk around kissing the ass of the guards like it’s gonna get you outside of the fucking gate.
That’s what it is to be a woman following MAGA. Look at your idiot fucking leader. Cheated on his pregnant wife with porn stars, sexualized his own daughter, so much fucking sexual misconduct I could start writing about it tonight and not wrap up until after the new year.
But that’s the leader of your fucking family values? Who tells you what to think about abortion, and other women, and you have the goddamned audacity to say some shit to me?
Bitch.
Like I prefer to tell bitches who swerve so fucking far out of their lane they are in danger of running into a ditch, check yourself before you straight up fucking wreck yourself.
Yes, bitch, you.
Now, as usual, my fucking inboxes are open, hit me on the Bitchface line if this shit didn’t make sense in writing. I have no issue dropping it to your front door.
Bitch.
Thank you kindly. *waves well manicured hand in the fucking MAGA direction*
Queen
At least they’re easy to spot!
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I fucking love you - that is all