Neighbors. Neighbors Are What Make The Difference.
If you know your neighbor is fighting dogs, for the love of fuck, call somebody.
Now, look. Y’all know I hate dealing with people on pretty much any level. Especially in person.
Ugh. Just. Ugh.
However, if you step out to burn one, and you notice your piece of shit neighbor has 33 pit bulls in his yard, and it looks some kind of suspect, what should you do?
That is right, class. You fucking call someone. You call animal control. You call the SPCA. You call me, or Brandi from this very column’s comment section.
I assure you, if you let me know someone is fighting dogs, you can bet your sweet ass they’re not fighting dogs after today.
Today, in my own damned city here on The Bay, animal control took 33 pits from some fucking shitbag. In addition to the dogs he was fighting, cops took 2 kids who had nothing to eat, no pampers, no wipes, nothing.
Boy, these motherfuckers really know how to look like all-out fucking trash when they do it, huh?
That’s okay, though. This dickhead is going to Orient Road, and there’s a whole bunch of people out that way who love me, and hate people who fight dogs. Let’s see how that works out for this maggot.
You know how he was caught? Neighbors called in a bark complaint on him. This fucking moron didn’t even have the good sense to feed his dogs and give them lead enough to prevent them from just sitting in a 2-foot space barking all day long.
What a fucking dummy.
I don’t talk to anyone I don’t have to talk to. Like, no. Not interested. I’m all filled up over here. Did you check across the street? I think they were looking to converse with some fools earlier. Go ask them.
But you can bet your ass I know who has which dog all the way up and down this street. And the next 3 streets over. Because I love dogs. And I want to know all the dogs in my immediate vicinity are happy dogs, well taken care of dogs.
If someone was fighting a dog in this fucking zip code, you better believe I’m gonna know about it. And then I am gonna show up and show my ass about it. Because it’s what I do. And also, fuck you if you fight dogs. You’re a fucking asshole.
People, your local animal control is listed right beneath the Sheriff’s Department when you pull up your county assistance numbers. SPCA is there as well. You can get me at any of my publishing platforms on the contact the author feature. I don’t give a fuck, WhatsApp me 863-934-6597. I’m always available for a dog, especially a dog being fought. Nothing gets me heated more quickly than a piece of shit mistreating a dog.
Seriously. Don’t let these fuckers get away with this. I will do the dirty work. Just call me.
I would love nothing more than to snitch on some real shit bags from 7 states away. I'm glad someone finally got the nerve, but the amount of suffering that must have gone on for far too long there (kids & K9) is hard to think about. Garbage human beings and sadly, it's usually some other random reason they get busted. I hope the victims find love in their future.