And without a doubt, I will. I will tell you what his little stupid ass problem is.
Also, that’s my real-life business card, if you didn’t know. Yeah, that’s where I’m at with those fucks I was supposed to be giving.
So, I almost came here last night and lost my fucking mind, but I’m not supposed to be throwing fucking rocks at this fat ass anymore, so I thought I would let cooler heads prevail.
Here we are, 24 hours later, and I’m still fucking stupid bad pissed. Like, wet hen mad. Like, Trump getting called a name on the internet mad. Oh, yeah. I’m 42 kinds of bitch about it right now.
So, y’all wanna talk about how this racist, tyrant homophobe pulled this bullshit with these poor Venezuelans to the tune of 250k each, charged of course, to the taxpayer? Because we can. We can discuss it.
Or did we want to talk about how these fucking RICO type consorting, MAGA fucking assholes gave these poor people interviews with ICE departments halfway across the country, which they’re supposed to be at on Monday? Or that they put these people on transport, under bald faced lies and promised them work and shelter for their families? Because they have a name for that shit, and it’s fucking human trafficking.
Listen, I’m first-generation WOP here my damned self on one side. That stands for without papers. Like these people that this fat ass fucking homophobe just did this shit to.
Except, here’s where he fucked up. In his effort to call Martha’s Vineyard residents “libtards” he forgot what libtards do for a living. Well, petty betty bitch, they practice law. Like SPLC brand law, probably got a few Georgetown grads, maybe, who knows, could be a Stanford or two up there.
I hope they collectively come forth with the biggest set of RICO statute applicable violations of the law until somebody has to do something because the fucking paper trail is polluting the goddamned sea.
Also, while we’re at it, let’s just take a good long look at what the fucking problem is with these migrant workers. There isn’t a fucking soul, not a single one, none, of my friends who aren’t Hispanic that will do the ag work. You wanna know why? It’s la, la, la, laborious.
One afternoon of weeding my flowerbeds will have my ass sat in the recliner for three days trying to recover. These migrant workers are out there 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. Bitch, I work 7 days a week, and I promise you, I can’t hang with them cats.
I don’t know a single non-Hispanic person who will get up in the morning and go and work the fucking strawberry fields. I have been here, within spitting distance of a strawberry field, my whole fucking life. It ain’t happening people. Period.
So what the fuck y’all so mad about? They don’t have your candy ass, air-conditioned, sit on your fat ass all day and talk about the bitch in the next cubicle over job, so shut your fucking petty ass mouth. Bitch.
In addition, Ag makes the Great State of Florida how many billions of fucking dollars? Of course, that being said, it makes the wealthy and elite those billions, and they figure ways to siphon it into reelection campaigns for fucking racist homophobe bitches who have probably never had sex that wasn’t in missionary position not a single time in his turkey necked fucking life.
The point is this. Who the fuck is going to get out there and work them strawberry fields, you fucking dummy? How about the groves? I picked 6 oranges off the tree at the house last December, and you would have thought I worked on overhead shelving all day. My titty muscles hurt.
I’m not picking the fucking oranges. Are you?
Exactly.
This shit was a bunch of government employees breaking laws that directly impacted a real, live group of people just looking for a shot at a real chance at life. Man, fuck you if you can’t step outside of your fucking gilded gold bathroom and realize that.
I’m not with the racism. The fucking hate. The goddamned narcissism and bullshit. This motherfucker has to go. Like now.
Ron Desantis, you’re a fucking disgrace, and that’s probably the 1,000th time I’ve said it in 6 years, so where the fuck is my prize? You truly are a schoolyard bully. A real, live, piece of trash, and I’m ashamed to call you my governor.
Please, kindly, exit stage left and eat a fat fucking back of dicks.
When my dad was inventing things for Exxon, he ended up down in the Rio Grande valley doing some tests. He went out with the cotton pickers and lasted 1 hour - those guys did it for 10!
We’re soft and politicians are squishier than most, like fresh turds in most cases ;)
Hell yeah lady, that's the ethics I rally behind. I'm with you. Thanks for speaking my mind. ☆☆