Ah, Jesus. I hate to even do this.
All right, fuck it. Literally.
In Llicad d’Amunt, Spain, cops busted up a 50 person orgy on New Years Eve, which violated the 10 person maximum gathering rule.
Of course, Americans are to blame. Some dickheads went to this quaint little brothel town and bought themselves a ton of prostitutes to ring in the new year.
Way to go, dickheads.
It seems that a private residence was doubling as a house of ill repute, and some of our peabrained citizens took that as an excuse to just go ham.
And go ham they did. Cops also recovered drugs and knives, although what they needed the knives for, I really can’t explain.
Also, they didn’t specify the drugs, but I got $50 on at least one of them being made by Pfizer.
So, nobody really cares about your weak ass 20 person orgy, if you were wondering. Unless you had a 50+ gathering happening, you didn’t have shit.
Happy New Year, everyone.