Skimming through the headlines tonight left me shaking my head and wondering what in the actual fuck is wrong with the men in Florida.
Allow me to grab my white board, and I’ll break this shit down for you.
Exhibit A:
(Oh, this bitch is on one. Talking about some fucking Exhibit A type shit. You know she’s finna go the fuck off)
Fuck the narrator, back to the lecture at hand. Exhibit A:
In Volusia County, which is where Daytona is, for you out of staters, a woman made the horrible mistake of allowing her ex-husband to come and stay in her home. The womans grown son also resided in HER home, and the son’s children were there at the time of the incident, although it isn’t clear what the custody arrangement was. It isn’t here nor there within the story confines.
So, this entitled ass fucking moron the woman had the good sense to divorce, but not the heart to leave on the street, comes into HER home and starts ordering her and her grown son how to utilize the electricity in the home.
This self-righteous prick went so far as cutting the power to the house and installing a padlock on the meter box to keep the power off. In Florida. In September.
I would have shot his ass right then, no questions. Florida is fucking hot.
I digress.
So, an argument takes place about this asshole being the TECO Nazi, and the man shoots and kills both the ex-wife and her grown son. Unharmed are the two children of the grown son.
Literally, because this woman would no longer fold to his terror tactics and get bitched up by him, he shot and killed her and her son. About using electricity. In HER home.
What a piece of entitled shit you are, sir.
What is it I always say about taking an ex back? It’s like dumping all of the garbage from your home into the big bin, dragging the bin to the street to cook the trash in the Florida sun all day, then opening the bin lid and getting a nice whiff as hard as you can inhale.
Now how gross and stupid did that sound?
Yep. That’s how you sound when you talk about taking your piece of shit ex back.
Oh, as a final fuck you to his dead ex-wife, this soulless sack of shit tried to play the defense card when he called the cops. Stated that there was an argument because they wouldn’t listen to him making utility restrictions on their home, and that both mother and son assaulted him.
The county sheriff instead held up the booking photo of the douchebag, and said, obviously there are no signs of any assault which might warrant or be consistent with shooting people multiple times in their own home.
Let’s venture further south, shall we?
Brevard County, and they get a little loose down there. Don’t ask me how I know.
A 33-year-old Florida man is assaulting his girlfriend. The girlfriend is the mother of 6-year-old twin girls, who are in the home at the time of this attack on their mother.
These little girls are no ordinary girls, however, they’re tiny little Bitchfaces.
The girls grab sticks, hair dryers, toys, whatever they can grab, and they fight on their mother’s behalf. They then conceal the mother in the bathroom so the call for help can be placed.
At 6, they clearly know better how to treat people than this 33-year-old Florida man. So, the cops come and arrest the boyfriend, call the girls heroes.
I sincerely hope this mother doesn’t reconnect with the boyfriend upon his release. There is no telling what her children have already seen that this is how they react to abuse and trauma in the home. Quick on your feet means you’ve run the drills before.
This is just a small sampling of the sheer fuckery that Florida Men are doling out to women and children in The Great State of Florida. I could pull cases all night that keep this the running theme.
Could the men of Florida please get your heads out of your asses, and swiftly?
See, these are the people Desantis should have shipped out, but he doesn’t have an original thought in his fat ass face, so no dice there. Ladies, take this as your reminder that if you’re nice in any way, shape, or form to the men who have abused you in whatever manner, you will pay the price with your life in a lot of cases.
You’re not Captain Save A Ho, let his ass go live in his car. Or with his mama that clearly never taught him shit, or he wouldn’t be the bum and abuser he is today.
Stop killing yourself to save a man. It’s not your responsibility or task to raise a man who was supposed to be fully hatched by the time he reached you. If they can’t handle their adulting schedule, offer to call their mom for them, but do not allow your ex to come and monopolize your home, utility usage, and your life.
Sit his ass out to the curb. Someone will attempt to upcycle him.
Love you 😍 💗
That meme, though... 🎯