Welllp, strap in because it’s time for some kink shaming.
I said “in”, sir. Don’t get yourself worked up. And get the fuck off of my leg, because I’ll roll up this Wayfair catalog so fucking fast…
Maybe it’s because I’m an assertive woman with an unapologetic mouth, or maybe it’s the fact that I will literally look at you like the idiot you are if you speak out of turn with me. Whatever the reason, I’m drawing a lot of self-professed submissive men lately, and I need to get a few things off my chest.
Say one fucking word, perv, and I swear on Jesus…
Recently, I’ve had an influx of men in the inboxes on my socials. The conversations all start with, “so are you a domme in real life?”
Um, pardon me, sir, that isn’t a punishment chair, stop straddling it like that, first. Secondly, I’m not even a domme on the internet, nevermind whatever it is you think I’m doing at home. Trust me, I’m as vanilla as they come.
I swear to Christ, that wasn’t innuendo, don’t get me tossing folk.
Now, maybe it’s that I’m spending more time interacting with the people who write to me because I write full time now, or maybe the number has increased. I will say this, it’s gotten a lot more graphic, and it seems these subs are sparing no detail in their “humiliate me, Queen” requests.
In the span of 3 days, I’ve had requests to piss on people, spit on them, gather my homegirls and sit and laugh at a dude as he licks my stilettos, and my personal least favorite, the man who wants me to make him wax me. And we ain’t talking my legs, y’all.
Ok, I have an esthetician, sir. She’s excellent. That’s going to be a hard no. But, what is the deal? I get that guys are supposed to be in touch with their feelings and all that other millennial shit they’re doing, but is this some sort of trend I tried not to notice until now?
Let’s be clear, I’m the Bitchface I have always been. And, no dude, I will not piss on you, or make you wear panties, or let you lick my very expensive heels. I don’t even date guys who get nervous in my presence, never mind those who want me to make them cry. It’s not my thing.
What I’m saying is where there used to be 5 or 6 of y’all, there are now lots of y’all. Is this some new flavor y’all are trying out, or did one of you stumble upon me making a grown man cry somewhere? If you have, I don’t do it on command, I do it when necessary. Don’t get it twisted.
Again, I don’t want to have to swat y’all with this newspaper roll, but you’re getting way too personal with your details on how you want to be pegged, and what types of bitchmaid you like to be called while it’s happening. Dude, whatever it is you have happening over there in your dungeon, keep that shit there.
Don’t assume because I won’t put up with your shit that I want to gag you and use an extremely large toy on your ass. I don’t. In any way, shape, form, or capacity, hoss. It ain’t going down like that.
Listen, there are many women out there who are assertive, yet have no desire to make a man their bitch. I personally wouldn’t have a man who allowed me to treat him that way. It’s not my kink, sir. You’re making shit up as you go along. However, I do have a dominatrix friend. I’m sure she would be more than happy to make you her bitchmaid.
Check out the Ask A Dominatrix with Eve corner over on AaBF Medium, you can reach her on the “Author” button. And for the love of Mary, stop sending me photos of your preferred pegging devices. I could have went the entirety of my life without knowing all that shit.
Fuck. Making it difficult to Queen here. Out. And take your toys with you.
Men might actually be surprised to hear that many women who are large and in charge in their daily life actually tend to be... wait for it... the opposite in the bedroom. The yin and yang of life.
It’s a jungle out there my dear - that’s why I always carry a whip 😉 But that can lead to other, unnecessary discussions so be careful before using it 👍