thequeen@askabitchface.net
and .org, and .biz. I mean, I could keep going, but I don't want to be out here doing the most.
Hello, Bitchfaces. I decided I would kick off this week with another stone cemented in the empire. So, duh. I fucking did.
We’ve finally started to get our old level of traction over on the Q, no thanks to me, because I’m too busy being a fucking hoity toity author to even run my own fucking sites at this point.
God, what a vain fucking bitch that Bitchface is, huh?
“She must really think she’s something. “
Correct. And if you would like it in a bullet point formatted list, ho, you may pick one up on your way out.
In other news, I had to get a new laptop because my 5 year old brick with a screen the size of my heart died on me at 4 a.m. Poor little guy. He gave me his very last breath doing my evil bidding. I’ll miss you, small small friend.
Now, my laptop is currently driving me in a parade, and also bathing Puffin at the same time. This bitch is so big I swear to God I can see my whole ego in the reflection of the screen.
Yes, Bitch. That big.
So, now that I’m writing on a big girl machine, I should be able to do at least twice the Bitchfacing, and way more fuckery will be afoot. I’m excited for the trouble I could start with like, a keystroke and a half. This bitch is the jam.
However, if there are any typos, it’s totally this things fault. I have no idea where the basic command keys are located. I’m full on winging this shit y’all.
And, yes, you really can reach me at thequeen@askabitchface.net. And org. And pretty much all of the extensions because y’all know how I am about the empire.
I’m just full of piss and vinegar about it today. Doing my evil Queen laugh and everything. Puffin is petrified. This is how I know I’m doing it correctly.
That’s the news for today. Feel free to break in the new address though, I’ve linked it in case you want to be spoiled and fucking lazy.
Get at The Queen. I’ll *wave manicured hand in the general direction of The Queendom*
Love y’all. - Q
You are amazing!!!! 💜💜💜
Hey April, I can't get this link to work. I'm sure it's my dumb old brain's fault. Just thought I should let you know! ❤️thequeen@askabitchface.net.