Archive - Ask A Bitchface

I Was Sure It Would Be An Angry Man...

Even in death, they'll disappoint me, it seems.

Jun 29 •

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Thought I Would Share This...

No sense ruining just my day.

Jun 27 •

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Oh, Mama Bear...

Let's shout into the echo chamber.

Jun 25 •

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I Can't Explain My Level Of Sad...

Someone hand me my fuzzy blanket and Peter Thomas Roth.

Jun 22 •

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Maybe I Should Date Again...

I think I was funnier back then, at least.

Jun 18 •

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The Answer- It's A Daily Double...

How can we save ourselves? Is it already too late?

Jun 16 •

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Some Shit Is Bound To Pop Off...

Might as well pay your bondsman.

Jun 14 •

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"Also, No Fat Chics..."

Only one fat pussy allowed at this rally, y'all.

Jun 12 •

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This Is Why Draft Dodgers Don't Run The Military...

They really shouldn't. Ever.

Jun 8 •

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Ah, The Marvels Of Modern Science...

Wait just a fucking minute. This isn't that.

Jun 4 •

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May 2025

Let's Revisit...

This is a test you really cannot afford to fail.

May 30 •

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I Have Zero Self-Preservation...

Either really brave or really dumb.

May 26 •

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