So, did y’all see where the bottomless pit of beagles is up for adoption? Those little tykes have escaped with their lives, thank you, Jesus.
I hate that shit. Listen, I’m fucking petrified of rodents, no shit, y’all, I’m trying to aim a fucking sawed off at them, just holy God. Still, I don’t even want those nasty, twitchy faced, beady eyed, bleh…fuck. Not even them.
Animal testing is just not the business.
Now, I know, I know, “but Queen, the fucking Mac, it’s gotta be trial run”.
You damned skippy it does. I work too hard on this skin. Nuh uh.
I think we have better options though. We live in the era of DNA. DNA doesn’t lie. We also live in the era of a bunch of nasty ass pedophiles.
Do you see where I’m fucking heading with this shit, fam?
“Oh, we have indisputable evidence of you raping this baby, Mr. Fuckyourself? Welllllp, head on down to Welldyne, we have a treadmill and some electrodes for your nasty ass”.
Shit, I’d even let one or two escape. Imagine what kind of deterrent it is when you have a dude with a dick growing out of his forehead telling you the punishment ain’t that bad.
“Mr. Fuckyourself, have you seen the dick though? The one in your forehead? I mean, it’s brushing your eyelashes, that’s not bothersome?”
These useless sacks of shit will start thinking twice. Possibly thrice.
As they should. This shit ain’t no joke. I’m not one of the PETA people, y’all know I’m Southern, and I eat animals. But I feel horrible about it. I can’t go and stare a farm animal in the face and know I’m gonna eat him.
Now, a turkey? Bitch. Gimme my fucking rifle. It’s going down. Fucking delicious dinosaurs, that’s turkeys.
But beagles? Puffin is part beagle. Y’all know how adorable the little Puff is. Nobody is affixing a dick to her forehead. I would go fucking bananas.
I hate to say it, but outside of birds, I really get queasy at the thought of one of these little jackwagons being messed with. Well, maybe polar bears. They’re just not with the program. And I’m pretty certain they don’t give a fuck about the program at all. That’s just a shitty way to act.
I digress. My point is this. Stop torturing animals when there are plenty of ANIMALS that we can torture. Line’ em up.
While we’re at it, let’s take Mr. Sexual Assault, and his good buddy Domestic Violence turned Murder. “Oh, you like beating and murdering women? How about you beat this fucking IV drip out of yourself, sir? Oh, that’s right. You can’t. We already borrowed your arms for your buddy down there in Lab C-52. They’re doing this aviary shit down there, it’s wild. Maybe you should apply for a transfer?”
I can see it now, an utter utopia with those shitbags locked in tiny cages and slowly being reduced to whimpering pools of piss. I’m down with that. Just not my good buddy, beagle.
I really feel like this is a good plan. Like my tax the megachurch plan. This has a good outcome for everyone written all over it.
Gimme your thoughts. I mean, unless they’re stupid. I don’t have time for that. I will, however, discuss the whole rapey turned bird scenario if you would like.
Or whatever. I’m not really that picky. Hit a Bitchface up.
Yayyyyyyy
Whether it's religious, cultural, or just a long-standing tradition, foods made with dog meat are still served in many countries worldwide..
Testing,or DNA modification, etc. BOTH ARE JUST SICK AND WRONG!