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Someone Has Been Creeping Around...
Ladies, Fuck What Y'all Heard...
Let's All Applaud This Judge...
Do Y'all Want A Visit From Me?
I Sure Do Hope Y'all Appreciate Me...
Something About This Isn't Sitting Right...
Here's Something To Put The Boo Hoo Into Your Night...
Fine, I'll Do My Fucking Job...
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I Gave Myself A Mini-Vacation...
I Don't Think I Get The Logic...
On God, I'll Burn It To The Ground...
If You Wanted The Least Qualified Man For The Job...
You Might Find Some Of This Offensive...
Let's Hit The Islands, Shall We?..
Official Bitchface Business Over Here...
This Sheriff Is The Bees Knees...
It's Been A Weird Week For Wife Killers...
Well, I'm Fucking Fighting Bears Now...
Yes, I Actually Have Another Face...
Perhaps, There's Been Some Growth...
Welllp, If We All Die Later This Week...
So Many Things Were Easier To Accomplish...
I Ought To Be Heavily Medicated...
So, If You Could Stop Chaining Women And Dogs Up...
Who The Fuck Has The Voodoo Doll?..
I'm Telling Y'all, My Girl Ain't Right...
Listen, Can't Nobody Tell Me Shit...
Who Wants To Eat Mushrooms And Meet Jesus?..
The Importance Of 5am French Toast...
I Think We All Know Where My Heart Is Tonight...
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I Don't Have Any Good Excuses...
Looks Like Playtime Is Over...
I Don't Have All Of The Material For A Comparison...
Watch The Fuck Out For Stumblina...
I Mean, Sometimes, I Got Some Words...
Thank Baby Jesus For My Folk...
It's Gems Like These That Keep Me From Deleting Profiles...
Aye, One Of Y'all Grab That Leopard...
It's Always A Great Day For The Good Exes...
Time To Thank Someone For All This Free Ass Freedom...
If 3AM Is For The Heartbroken...
Can't Have These Uppity Bitches Getting Out Of Pocket...
Twatzis Are Trying To Ruin Publix Subs...
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Here's A Little Photo Update...
This Woman Is A Fucking Gangster...
I Hear All Y'all Little Bad Ass Children...
If This Is The Only Time You Ever Do As I Ask...
After Non-Stop Barking For 48 Hours...
Hope The Police Like Looking At Kitties...
Welcome, Please, Be Sure To Stay For The Fuckery...
Maybe I Could Just Hang Here With Y'all...
Loyalty Isn't Just A Word People Tattoo On Them...
The Reasons I Just Keep Going...
Some Of You Bitches Should Be Cut From The Team...
It's Starting To Look A Lot Like Fuck This...
For Those Of You Keeping Score At Home...
Sitting Here Crying Like A Bitch...
I Just Came To Violate My Own Policy...
Let's Address The Whorey, Insecure Elephant In The Room...
Would Anyone Like To Get Married...?
It's A Crazy World Out There...
Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Hanging With The Son Of A Preacher Man...
But, Grandmother, What A Dystopian State You Have...
I Am So Impressed With My Damned Self...
The Greatest Invention Of All Time...
Fort Worth, What Is Happening?
Allright, I Got Nothing, Florida Is Insane...
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So, Something Isn't Adding Up...
This Is Why Weed Is Not For Me...
I May Or May Not Be Taking A Day Off...
Problems Inside The Boys Club...?
So, Who Is Up For Dating A Pregnant Girl...?
I Need Someone To Punch Me In My Face...
Come Over Here And Look At This Shit...
Freeing Free Verse, Except, Audio And Whatnot...
Bet Some Of You Wish You Were Not Connected To Me In Real Life...
I Don't Want Any Of Y'all Side Eyeing Me...
Today, In "What The Fuck, Florida?"
In Tonight's Episode Of "I Will Beat Your Kids"...
I Feel Like I'm Having A Glitch In The Matrix Moment...
If You Wondered Why I'm Pro-Gun...
The Things I've Learned Over The Last 21 Years...
I'm Telling You Right Now, It's Meth...
It's That Time Of Year Again...
It's Fine...Just Let Them Kill Us...
Did Y'all Know Womens Health Wasn't A National Concern?
These Fucking Lying Liarfaces...
An Internet Sting Nabs Sex Offenders...
Look, If My Homegirl Had A Crush On You In 1985...
The Watchman And The Slave Patrol...
The Day Has Finally Arrived, Y'all...
Looks Like The Fuhrer Of Florida Strikes Again...
Sometimes, I Defer To Those Who Said It Best...
Looks As Though I'm Getting A Spanking...
I Was Gonna Come Here In A Good Mood...