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A Column About Dogs...

Someone Has Been Creeping Around...

Ho, Ho, Ho...

Hey, Dummy, Mask That Dog...

Ladies, Fuck What Y'all Heard...

Let's All Applaud This Judge...

Do Y'all Want A Visit From Me?

I Sure Do Hope Y'all Appreciate Me...

Something About This Isn't Sitting Right...

Gobble, Gobble, Bitchfaces...

Here's Something To Put The Boo Hoo Into Your Night...

Fine, I'll Do My Fucking Job...

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Got A Nod Today...Kind Of...

I Gave Myself A Mini-Vacation...

I Don't Think I Get The Logic...

Safety and the Single Lady...

Reach In My Kate Spade...

On God, I'll Burn It To The Ground...

Remember, You're Not Alone...

I've Got A Question...

Winner, Fucking Winner...

If You Wanted The Least Qualified Man For The Job...

Ok, Who Wants Free Shit?

You Might Find Some Of This Offensive...

Let's Hit The Islands, Shall We?..

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Official Bitchface Business Over Here...

This Sheriff Is The Bees Knees...

It's Been A Weird Week For Wife Killers...

When Someone Loves You...

Well, I'm Fucking Fighting Bears Now...

Yes, I Actually Have Another Face...

Oh, My...

Perhaps, There's Been Some Growth...

Who Authorized This?

Welllp, If We All Die Later This Week...

Ah, Goddam...

So Many Things Were Easier To Accomplish...

Do You Doubt My Smiting?

Hunkered Down In The Bay...

Well, Well, Well...

I Ought To Be Heavily Medicated...

So, If You Could Stop Chaining Women And Dogs Up...

Who The Fuck Has The Voodoo Doll?..

I'm Telling Y'all, My Girl Ain't Right...

Listen, Can't Nobody Tell Me Shit...

Who Wants To Eat Mushrooms And Meet Jesus?..

The Importance Of 5am French Toast...

If Y'all Had Doubts...

I Think We All Know Where My Heart Is Tonight...

Back To Bitchface Industries...

There's Such A Fine Line...

All This Do-Bitching...

Ask Me About Bizarro Bitchface...

I Don't Have Any Good Excuses...

Those Algorithms Don't Lie...

Puffin The Angry Shark...

Looks Like Playtime Is Over...

Bitchface On Tour...

I Don't Have All Of The Material For A Comparison...

Watch The Fuck Out For Stumblina...

I Mean, Sometimes, I Got Some Words...

Thank Baby Jesus For My Folk...

Oh, Portland...

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Knock Knock Knock...

It's Gems Like These That Keep Me From Deleting Profiles...

I Got Reasons...

Aye, One Of Y'all Grab That Leopard...

It's Always A Great Day For The Good Exes...

Time To Thank Someone For All This Free Ass Freedom...

If 3AM Is For The Heartbroken...

There's A Trend...

I May Be A Little Intense...

Can't Have These Uppity Bitches Getting Out Of Pocket...

Twatzis Are Trying To Ruin Publix Subs...

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What In The P.T. Barnum?...

These Fucking Neighbors...

Some Personal Assessment...

Here's A Little Photo Update...

This Woman Is A Fucking Gangster...

Happy Saturday...

I Hear All Y'all Little Bad Ass Children...

If This Is The Only Time You Ever Do As I Ask...

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After Non-Stop Barking For 48 Hours...

Hope The Police Like Looking At Kitties...

Welcome, Please, Be Sure To Stay For The Fuckery...

Maybe I Could Just Hang Here With Y'all...

Loyalty Isn't Just A Word People Tattoo On Them...

Allow Me To Apologize...

The Reasons I Just Keep Going...

Some Of You Bitches Should Be Cut From The Team...

It's Starting To Look A Lot Like Fuck This...

For Those Of You Keeping Score At Home...

The Lengths...

E-book This Month...

The Nerve...

Hey, Check This Out...

Sitting Here Crying Like A Bitch...

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I Just Came To Violate My Own Policy...

Dear Bitchface...

Let's Address The Whorey, Insecure Elephant In The Room...

Would Anyone Like To Get Married...?

It's A Crazy World Out There...

Don't Ask Me...

Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Hanging With The Son Of A Preacher Man...

But, Grandmother, What A Dystopian State You Have...

I Am So Impressed With My Damned Self...

So, Happy Easter, Y'all...

Meet Benny Balogh (Ba-Low)...

The Greatest Invention Of All Time...

I Got Friend Mail Today...

Fort Worth, What Is Happening?

Please...

Y'all. What The Fuck...?

Allright, I Got Nothing, Florida Is Insane...

Check Out The New Book Happenings...

So, Something Isn't Adding Up...

Y'all Wanna Talk MAGA...?

What's With The Attitude?

This Is Why Weed Is Not For Me...

I May Or May Not Be Taking A Day Off...

Problems Inside The Boys Club...?

So, Who Is Up For Dating A Pregnant Girl...?

I Need Someone To Punch Me In My Face...

Come Over Here And Look At This Shit...

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Bet Some Of You Wish You Were Not Connected To Me In Real Life...

Back To Iran...

I Don't Want Any Of Y'all Side Eyeing Me...

Dear Bitchface...

Today, In "What The Fuck, Florida?"

Hop In...

In Tonight's Episode Of "I Will Beat Your Kids"...

I Feel Like I'm Having A Glitch In The Matrix Moment...

If You Wondered Why I'm Pro-Gun...

The Things I've Learned Over The Last 21 Years...

I'm Telling You Right Now, It's Meth...

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It's That Time Of Year Again...

It's Fine...Just Let Them Kill Us...

Did Y'all Know Womens Health Wasn't A National Concern?

Cutting Bitches Loose...

We're Going To Inverness...

In Memory Of My Homeboy...

These Fucking Lying Liarfaces...

An Internet Sting Nabs Sex Offenders...

Look, If My Homegirl Had A Crush On You In 1985...

The Watchman And The Slave Patrol...

This Is Just Ridiculous...

The Day Has Finally Arrived, Y'all...

Looks Like The Fuhrer Of Florida Strikes Again...

Sometimes, I Defer To Those Who Said It Best...

Looks As Though I'm Getting A Spanking...

I Was Gonna Come Here In A Good Mood...

I Think I Need A New Project Or Two...

What The Fuck, Florida Man?..

Don't Try To Stop Him...

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Busting Into Your Evening Early...