Lord have mercy. There is some crazy shit happening like uh everywhere.
I was all set to come here and tell y’all the funniest shit my dumb ass friend sent me last night about his smooshed face dog, so y’all could know how little sense he makes, and then I opened my news feed.
What in the actual fuck is going on? Baby Jesus and his Mother though.
So, did y’all see the dude out in Texas who beheaded his bride? They just got married in October, dude dismembered her in their home this week. And took her head off.
They haven’t released her name, but said she’s an undocumented woman, haven’t said from where either.
Dude is a young ass kid too, like what is happening right now. Two family annihilators this week, but one failed. I hope to God his wife was right beside him going, “see, I told you, you can’t do shit right”, because this certainly merits all of the nagging ever.
The other was Mormon. I think I’ve said everything that needs to be said there.
On top of all of that crazy shit, a woman in Pittsburg, Tarae Washington, handcuffed and stabbed to death by her soon to be ex-husband. He also texted pictures of her dead body, taunting her friends. Her poor daddy had to go in and find her like that.
Evil motherfuckers out here.
I don’t know, y’all. I really just don’t. We all know the signs. We know when shit is just red flag sewn onto red flags, then draped in red flags. There’s nothing I can say at this point that I haven’t already said.
I strongly encourage anyone out there who is reading my words and is in a bad scenario to make this your last night there. This shit has become so damned commonplace now. I am at the point where I’m actually surprised to hear of a divorce finalized. They do that now? Shit, I thought everyone’s ex just murdered them. Half the time murdered the whole damned family.
I must say, for all the things my exes did to ride my nerves and be assholes in general when they wanted to be, I was lucky as fuck when it came to being married. I was married to solid ass people, people who looked out for me, and didn’t leave me in a terrible way with nothing and just no idea if I was coming or going.
That’s not to say all of my exes weren’t shit. We all know the one I’m talking about, horrible ass piece of trash. But, the others. Yea, they were allright. I really lucked out in that area, I didn’t have to wonder if I was going to be decapitated for trying to leave. Shit, I’m fairly certain a couple of my exes thought I was invincible, and I’m going to continue to let them believe that. Hell, I might be.
I just hope those that are trying to make it out, get out. I’ll help any of you in any way I can, but I’m sure y’all knew that. I wish I could have helped these women we’re talking about tonight, because they damned sure needed someone. I hope they’ve found peace now.
Fuck. Heavy.
Anyway, I’ve been a little scarce over here lately, and for that I apologize. I’ve still been writing, but it’s that type where I pretend to be professional and actually know what in the fuck I’m doing.
Yea, I don’t really know either. It seemed like it was a good idea at the time.
Ok, so here is a screenshot of the conversation with my dumb ass friend.
“This smush faced mf’r.”
I swear to God I laughed for an hour at this dude. And, his dog is the best boy. Surprising, considering what a jackwagon his dad is. This is my friend from middle school days, by the way, the one who caught me crying over The Marine like a real fucking Bozo. Never gonna live that shit down, mark my words. This assface has been laughing at me for 30 years.
Fucker.
So, that’s everything I have today. I hope you’ve all been reading my “I’m So Fucking Professional” writing. If not, I’ll know. And then guess who’s gonna be sitting in the back row with them dusty ass nasty bitches?
Don’t think I won’t. I just added some extra chairs tonight.
Get at a Queen. I’m here just laughing at this smush face mf’r, and not much else.
No thanks to the back row! I've had one too many "dusty ass hos" for two lifetimes, tyvm! What a beautiful, and happy dog he seems to be!