Hello, Bitchfaces. Y’all. Trash ass hos in the back row, what’s happening? Hope y’all had some yams and whatnot. Y’all know my chubby ass did.
Here is a little something from my internet lurking that has given me the ick. Digital paper dolls. Not the dolls, they’re awesome. If you were alive in the days of actual paper dolls, you know why this is fucking phenomenal: you can’t rip the clothing tabs off of them, and they will actually stand up after you put their shoes on their feet.
It’s a brand-new world, y’all.
That being said, not only do the dolls stand up to the test of pre-teen girl outfit changes, but entire personalities are developed and written about in online journals. And online forums.
And now we’re getting into the fucking weeds with it. Because anywhere you have online forums, you have a percentage of fucking weirdo ass perverts who shouldn’t be anywhere near paper dolls or the little girls (or boys) playing with them.
I know this because I went down a fucking rabbit hole and found said weirdo ass perverts near paper dolls and the little girls (or boys) playing with them. So I did exactly what you would expect me to do and blew up their little pervert tea party. Because fuck them, that’s why.
Before any of you accuse me of kink shaming, allow me to remind you that I don’t give even a single fuck about your fucking protected kink status. Kiss my whole ass with that dumb shit.
If you feel that a grown man in his 40’s and 50’s should be playing games with pre-teen girls they don’t personally know while online, please use the “contact the author” form at the Main Page and submit your personal information to me.
No particular reason, just for records purposes.
There are a vast number of ways that any of these doll forums could turn into a real shit show, and so fast it will make your head spin. One of which is these kids are too young to even understand internet safety and are using their real names as internet handles on these apps and forums.
Don’t assume these places are safe because they’re made for kids. Fuck. No. Fuck.
Twenty minutes of strolling around and I could give you the names and school districts of two dozen kids. Now imagine I were an actual predator and was there to collect information. Probably double that in half the time, and that is fucking scary.
I’m sure if you have little girls (or boys), you’re aware of these types of things, but I’m just an Aunt Meow, so I’m not always aware of what these punk ass kids are doing. If you have kids who are into this shit, please make sure they’re not just passing out their personal information like they’re at a convention with business cards.
I would hate for anyone to end up having to borrow my nail gun and gas can because some pervert got out of pocket, but as I always say, arson is the fucking least of my shenanigans.
You should see how I get when you fuck with my goddaughters. Or maybe you shouldn’t. Matter of fact, forget I mentioned that. Especially if it’s the cops asking.
You never even heard of a Bitchface, cool?