I’ve been known to throw the term “house of ill repute” about, just willy nilly. I’ve called my girlfriends homes houses of ill repute, former workplaces, really nothing has been safe, simply because the term just tickles me. Certainly, in another life, I must have been a madam. There’s just no other reason this should entertain me the way that it does.
But today, lo and fucking behold, I bring to you news of a house of ill repute. On God, I swear it. Like, let me just get the damned news running first, ok?
Damn. Got ants in your fucking pants or something.
So, these two pillars of society are a mother and son duo, showing us once again, pimpin’ ain’t easy. I’m going to ignore the ick factor for a moment, but no worries, we’re going to circle back around to it.
Y’all know.
As I was saying, 52-year-old Amparo Latin Barillas, and her son, 28-year-old Glin Yan Ziniga Latin of Palm Beach County have been arrested on charges of making money from prostitution, and (here it fucking comes, y’all) operating a house of ill repute.
Dammit, that was worth all the years I’ve waited. Tell me that didn’t roll off the tongue.
Palm Beach County Sheriff arrested these two wanna be hustlers after it was reported that they were offering 15-year-old girls to men for sex. After some investigation, the Sheriff discovered that they had two brothels operating directly next door to one another, where they were selling these young girls for $50 for 15 minutes.
Oh, it’s gonna get worse. I wouldn’t be reporting it if it wasn’t.
These lowlife maggots were working these underage girls three days a week minimum, with 8 to ten clients each day. They were then paying the girls $25 for each 15-minute statutory rape and human trafficking tryst, because clearly the house of ill reputes utilities aren’t going to fucking pay themselves.
The Sheriff has also reported that neither of these stains on humanity had any other discernable source of income, not that we’re surprised by that revelation, as they don’t have the look of your PTA chairman or member of the HOA board.
Well. Here’s hoping Palm Beach County ruins my fun and runs a front-end loader through both of these establishments. Fingers crossed, after Ma and her failed coathanger abortion return home.
As an aside, though certainly not for a lesser merit, anyone in or near Memphis, please leave if you can. Just, take your vacation. Seriously.
If they’re offering insurance for the businesses in the city, it’s full well expected to blow. Body cam footage is set to come out this week. Just clear out if you can. This ain’t going to go over well, and it damned well shouldn’t. Time to pack it up and pack it in, M Town.
Okay firstly on a serious note, fuck those people they are scum of the earth.
But also I'm laughing my ass off at how much you love the phrase "house of ill repute" 😂
I think that's fucking wonderful.
And you're right, it is a fun phrase to bandy around! I'm going to do it more often.
God Damnit! Every time I try to find some good in the world....