Dude. I can’t fucking even , really. And, really, I can’t even.
I sent it to BMan. I haven’t heard anything, but being the movie buff he is, I know he’s out there in the woods in Cali tickled fucking pink. He made this what it is today, undoubtedly, and I owe him a million thanks for holding a Bitchface ten toes.
BMan, if you should happen to see this, I hope you like our thickening plotline. Like porridge. Like the 3 bears, son.
I was going to come here and act like it’s not a big deal, but I don’t have to. It’s a big deal to me, and some of you actually come here to hang out with me, so I’m telling y’all.
Of course, for you miserable ass hos in the back row, looks like it’s gonna be a very long summer. May want to pick up some misting fans or something, y’all looking a little undertitty sweaty and peaked. Shame. Nice and dry over here. Aria. 100% cotton.
Anyway, go have a look. If you feel like it, shoot us a good rating or a review. Of course, if you say anything nasty, I reserve the right to come to your fucking job and say how I really feel about how you perform.
*Sssssss* Yeah, might wanna be easy, keyboard cowboy. Because I have no problem acting like I’m a copier service tech and showing right on up to the local law firm you’re working the reception desk at. Might be a bad day at Frankincense and Muhr Family Law if I come there with my bullshit.
Just throw us some 10’s and keep it moving, pimpin.
Anyway, I’m on the Bitchface lines.
I love y’all. Really. You give a Bitchface a reason. I wouldn’t be me without y’all.
Love-
Q
Look at you being all awesome and shit!
Are we really surprised at that though?
No. No we are not.
🖤
I'm sure I can speak for most of us (if not all) when I say we are extremely proud of u bitchface! U are moving on up in this world & we are grateful to be here to witness such a transformation of u becoming even bigger & more badass than before (which let's be honest I damn sure didn't think it was possible). We love u & love to be on this journey with u. Hope we are always able to. 🙏🏼 💞All the love & light & u deserve nothing but the best reviews! 😘