If there’s a more appropriate graphic for how I feel about this, I’ll slap my momma.
Well, Bitchfaces, per the dramatic ass bitches on twitter, it’s going to be some scorched earth type of rah rah when they come for The Grifter. I couldn’t give a half a fuck less, truth be told. That dude is about two prostitutes away from a coronary, and I hope with all of the hope I can muster that neither of them is attractive. Or female. Because sometimes you get what you deserve in life.
What I do care about is that behind all of this fucking stupidity with the Grand Orange Wizard and the Bozos worshipping him, NATO is talking 300,000 troops to the Russian border. That screams the onset of number 3, and that is absolutely terrifying. Wherever The Marine is tonight, I hope he’s warm. He’s got everything else covered, so no sense worrying about that.
In addition, Iran is still on that bullshit. I mean, I have said repeatedly that those dudes are hardcore pieces of shit, but they’re upping the ante. Protests are still just a show of exactly how little these terrorists who call themselves the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps give any fucks about the citizens of Iran. The people are continuously in the streets asking for change, but the powers that be refuse to acknowledge anything that isn’t oppressing women and murdering folk in the streets. They’re a fucking class act, the regime.
But, of course I should focus on the arrest warrant that might be served at Mar-A-Lago, perhaps with a smoke and mirrors National Guard display.
That two bit sheister is doing what he does best, though, and that’s working some folk over for some cash. Asking for assistance in the monetary form so they can “take back our country”.
Um. From whom, sir?
I just took a look outside, Florida is right here where y’all left it. Thank God, I thought we had been stolen and relocated to some fucking shitshow like Idaho. I was gonna have to grab Puffin and try to make it to the Canadian border before Brevard County figured out where we are, and completely methed up relations with the new neighbors.
You can’t ever let Brevard be the welcoming committee. You’ll be evicted by 9am Wednesday if you do.
I’m just not sure what it is that MAGA is supposed to be against anymore. They used to be anti-Democrat, but now it seems they hate everyone. Well, anyone outside of the HOA, PTA, and MAGA. Basically, anyone with any pigment to their skin. Or a foreign sounding last name. Or a different socioeconomic class. Or women without children. Gays. Liberals. Jewish folk. Let’s not forget Mexicans, God knows they hate them.
I’m starting to think that if you’re not sat down to the local Southern Baptist Assembly of Christ on Sunday morning clutching your pearls alongside Susan, you’re probably going to be added to that list. But, hell, I’m susceptible to conspiracy theories like that. Certainly, in the land of the free, that shit couldn’t be allowed to happen, right?
That would make us like, well, Iran. And who in the actual fuck would want to be like those assholes? (Not Iranian citizens, God bless y’all folk) Of course, I mean the Iranian regime, not the fine citizens fighting for freedom.
I also think these MAGA clowns might want to check themselves before they straight up fucking wreck themselves, because Daddy DeSantis is not a fan of the Great Orange Grift, and in Florida, DeSantis is the puppeteer. You cross him, you’re going somewhere in Maryland, or God help you, Vermont, because the State of Florida prefers to cut school lunches and fly immigrants, gypsies, and other potential problems right the fuck up out of here.
It’s going to be an interesting week. I’ll be seeing if I can’t slide off into some shit that looks like it could be trouble, because if there’s a chance DeSantis could show up and reign down some fire on Trump, I’m front row pressing without a permit. Wouldn’t miss it for anything.
I have never, in the history of ever, cheered for DeSantis until the sentence you just read.
Fuck you, Trump, for making that necessary.
I truly believe that DeSatan is much more dangerous than Drumph! Why? Because he's Drumph, but with patience, and a cunning way of scaring the ever loving SHIT outta me! Hopefully, the rest of the US will see him for the fascist that he is, but I swear before God, DeSantis becomes president? My ass is on the next boat to Costa Rica. You better believe that shit...no lie!