I almost didn’t know where to start tonight, but then I stopped clutching my fucking pearls and got it together. Baby Jesus. If you’ve not been hearing the latest news from The Bay, let me be the first to inform you:
These motherfuckers.
So pictured above is a dirtbag rapist who is also a biochemist, as the two are not mutually exclusive, out of Miami by the name of Jeremy Bittner. Between October 22nd, 2022, and February 23rd, 2023, he managed to rape two women, and attempted to rape a third. He did so in a maniacal ass combination of methods, though, as you’re going to find out about in the next 45 seconds or so that it takes me to gather my thoughts.
This dude is so brazen, he had a woman from Rome come to his condo under the guise of renting it, then he pulled a gun on her, and from what is being reported, drugged and assaulted her. Another victim was threatened with a gun and forced into his condo, apparently, she wasn’t in the rental market at the time.
However, dude was drugging these women, and with some crazy concoction of methamphetamine, Adderall, and cocaine. That’s not your usual rape kit kool-aid, so I’m going to defer to the biochemist at this point, however rapey he may be, and just assume that’s the way to handle things.
What is really fu-
I can’t.
On to Brevard County, yes, I know, it’s always the fuckery. Tonight is no different so just strap in. I won’t leave y’all there. Mother of Christ, what do you take me for?
Domenico Gigante of Rockledge mowed down his daughter, and her entire maternal family today. This family annihilating shitbag shot his 15-year-old daughter, her mother, and the mothers’ parents. Reasons haven’t come to light yet, not that any would suffice, but what we do know is he is a violent piece of shit with a history of animal cruelty and assault.
That right there said everything I need to know. You’re bad to animals? Yep. You’re terrible people, and you can fuck right off.
There were two other minor children in the home at the time of the shootings, but they managed to Facetime another relative, and were not injured. It’s unclear what relation they are to the remainder of the family.
I’m not sure what this asshole’s reasons can possibly be, but I’ll relay them once this animal concocts whatever little tale he thinks will give him a fighting chance to avoid the needle.
Spoiler alert: It’s Florida. It won’t.
And, last and most certainly least, have y’all fucking seen Ron DeSantis this week?
Bruh.
Let me just note for y’all, in case you haven’t heard, in addition to now “policing” Disney, it’s being said he is trying to find some legal avenue to censor what Disney produces from Florida, i.e. the “woke” content will not be broadcast from the beachy shores of Florida, baby. You take your 2023 nonsense and ride, we’re 1954 until DeSantis clears us.
I literally legally cannot even. I’m still going to, but I need a minute for this shit.
What in the actual fuck, Florida?
I. Just. Fucking. Cannot.