Bitchfaces. How y’all?
Fantastic. As am I.
However, um. Whoa. I mean, nutjobs are gonna fucking nutjob. Clearly.
Now, look. We all know I am well-versed in straight up talking shit on the internet. There’s one thing I keep in mind, though. If I say it, I had better be prepared to run into that same dickhead at the Circle K. And if I do, it’s my own damned fault if I talked myself into an ass whipping.
This is why you can’t just go running off at the fucking mouth about shit you aren’t willing to get your ass handed to you behind. We all know I talk an entire collection of cash shit about Ron DeSantis. Like, I’m going to turn those columns into a coffee table book in another year, because fuck Ron DeSantis, that’s why.
But, bruh. You can’t threaten the Commander-in-Chief, his second in command, and a slew of other political figures. You can’t do that shit, I don’t give a fuck which wack ass has-been fucking platform you choose to do so on.
You choose to do some shit that is going to have the Feds at your door, and then you’re too stupid to fucking comply? That’s all you, boo.
And this here is exactly what people talk about when they say MAGA is a cult, too stupid to think their own thoughts, brainwashed and just fucking delusional. Because everything about this situation is exactly all of those things.
It would be one thing if we were talking someone who this man knew, personally cared for, anything, really, other than this cow-eyed fucking affinity people have developed for the Bozo who gave them back their right to say Jew and the N word in public. But there’s only that. That is the root material, just in case you were reaching out for reasons.
I really don’t know if you can help someone this far into their delusions. It’s much worse than the anti-vaxxers, the 911 didn’t happeners, the whatever your flavor of conspiracy is this weekers. This is full on fucking hatred, and its’ toolkit of brainwashing and fuck-all else. This is fucking ignorance.
I’ll say this much, if someone is stupid enough to fuck with the Feds, literally calling them out with the threat of dusting off a sniper rifle, let me remind y’all that they have dudes like The Marine in their employ, and I wouldn’t fuck with them with one of y’alls crazy ass MAGA uncles as a fucking human shield.
They are not playing the fucking radio. Not today, not tomorrow, not fucking Thursday next week.
Speaking of, Amazon has Hawaiian shirts on sale at the moment, be certain to pick one up for the Marine in your life. For some dumb ass reason, they all love to look as though they’re Magnum fucking P.I., but with a weaker mustache.
Don’t ask me, I don’t know why they do the shit they do, but I do know if they’re part of the task force at your door for terroristic threats, do not engage. The results will be bagging and toe-tagging, slow singing and flower bringing.
I’ll put everything in the hollow bible on that.
Be easy out there.
-Q
Yay! One less whackjob walking the earth
I mean, any country boy knows full well that if you're planning illegal shit the absolute last thing you do is talk about it in advance... Or at all.
Threatening members of the oligarchy clearly falls under that rule, as does rum running, and money laundering.
These Y'all Queda Cowliphate folks are idgits