Good evening, Bitchfaces.
Yes, I’m aware of the bullshit. However, until we see some actual activity, I’m not lending it any further headspace.
Check this shit out though. Today, on the Q, one of the team posted the greatest invention of all time. Allow me to loosely give you some semi-correct facts on it.
Someone, I believe in India, created a machine that dispenses a feedings worth of dog food and water. Just walk right up with whatever stray pup is hanging around and feed him.
Here’s what’s awesome about it, though. The charge? A recyclable. Like, put in a 2-liter bottle. Dispense some love for a stray.
I don’t know who invented it, but they need a tiara and sash. Actually, they need a Nobel, but I don’t have any of those laying around in the supply closet.
Where I live, we don’t have a major stray dog issue (duh, I live here, they would just wind up being my dogs). We do have a major stray cat issue, though. Like, on my street alone I probably have 10 cats who just wander, fighting, pissing in the flower beds, etc.
There is allegedly a program to pick them up and spay them, then release them into the area they were found, but I’ve never seen anyone do it. Ever.
I have lived in some places that had major stray dog situations, though. The area of Detroit I lived in while I was there, man. I don’t know what the poor things did in the cold, though, because I got the hell out of there before that. I don’t really like to think about it.
Matter of fact, in addition to the dog and cat food machines, maybe we could do a sandwich for a 2-liter bottle, and feed some of these people sleeping in the park. Get all this ugly ass trash blowing around picked up.
Hell, I could kick a dent in most of this city’s litter just feeding animals. The sandwiches, them folk are on their own. I can bring you the idea, but you gotta shove your own 2 liter bottles in there, buddy.
I’m going to research this thing, maybe see what they’re talking about with it. If I could get one and keep these cats from pissing in my flowers, it would be one less thing for me to bitch about. God knows we need that.
That’s it for today. I refuse to give the other shit more air time. Until something hits the fan, then we’ll check on Shifty and Shady down south. I’m keeping an eye on it.
Are you in Polk ?