Bitchfaces, how goes it? Y’all golden? Excellent, as am I.
I’m preparing my column for Full Throttle for the month of January and have a few of you to thank for the resources, pics, and contacts. I appreciate all of the ideas and helpful edits, and other shit y’all do to help a broad out when it’s go time. Y’all are the shit, no doubt about it.
So, this month, I’m talking dogs. Dogs trained by inmates, dogs at the shelter, dogs doing work with PTSD afflicted folk like myself. You know, just dogs being dogs. It reminded me of something Brandi said.
If y’all aren’t familiar with Brandi, you should be. She’s a real big fucking deal when it comes to animals, she’s probably saved more dogs than you’ve met, and I think she’s the bees’ knees. So, I asked her about her contacts and who could use some free airspace and she went on to probably save another 50 or 60 animals that week, because she’s the shit.
She reminded me that the housing crisis has led to so many pets being surrendered to shelters because people who can’t afford to pay rent and eat can’t afford to feed a pet. Fuck, that’s sad. Truly, I am tearing up now.
The thought of not being able to feed my Puffin girl, of having to live without her. Let’s not. Because I have a past that involves felonious prescription movements, and I ain’t forgot how to use it, I know that day won’t come. Not everyone has a secondary skill set, sadly, and this is a hard life to live, fiscally.
I’ll take this opportunity to remind you that if you are a friend to the Bitchface family and you have a hungry pet, drop me a pin, I’ll Amazon you a bag of food. No questions, no bullshit.
We feed our pets, and we’ll fucking feed yours too, if we need to. Believe I’ll go without in a heartbeat if we keep an animal safe, fed, and happy. That’s part of my structure as a human, and probably the best feature I have, if we’re being honest.
I don’t have much else for today, just catch my column in syndication Sundays on the GMP, and check me out in Full Throttle next month. I’m just over here kickin it with some dogs, this fucking donkey Puffin detests, and my Bitchface friends. Holler at your girl, I got you.
I got you, and your little dog, too.
Love
-Q
Hey My Queen - You know I’m down here in Pinellas County with the Humane Society and we run a pet pantry specifically for folks in need to keep their pets. I just collected and unloaded 800 pounds of dog food to give away, so don’t hesitate to send them my way.
Keep up the GREAT work! 👍
Y'all got me over here blushing and shit. I look forward to the column almost as much as I look forward to a brighter future for said animals and their people. It's looking pretty bleak as far as the eyes can see.