Y’all, I’m finna sound like I’m repeating myself, but I assure you I am not. There are just entirely too many animal cruelty cases out of Citrus County, and it seems we’ve been here before. Nope.
This is a new group of douchebags.
So, back to Inverness, y’all, although I said we shouldn’t go there. I stand on that statement, because look at this shit here.
Over 100 animals taken from an illegal kennel/whatever the fuck these idiots were doing. Faustino Alfredo Valladares, 66, and Patricia Maria Villadamigo, 46, are the fuckfaces in question, so you’re aware, I’ll add them to my list of people I’ll picket if I catch them with so much as a fucking bowl of puppy chow.
Motherfuckers.
I’m telling y’all, Citrus County Animal Control is working overtime, and thank Baby Jesus they are. I’m just super pissy about anything in Inverness at this point. Fucking ridiculous.
Let me take this opportunity to remind y’all, dogs and cats are not Christmas gifts, Kwanza presents, Hannukah givings, none of that. If you aren’t certain the individual who will care for the animal can do so in the manner they should, they don’t need the animal. No, your six year old isn’t going to provide quality care for a puppy.
Don’t buy a dog or cat, for the love of Baby Jesus and his mother. The shelters are filled to the barking ass brim. Go get a good, good boy or girl from your local shelter or rescue, and help to save a life. Don’t think that because they’re in a shelter they’re no good. False.
So, so fucking false. Guess who else is a shelter dog? That’s right, my Puffin girl, the spoiled diva bitch. And that dog is beyond a good girl. She saved my life. And we ain’t talking once.
Listen, if you’re too good for a shelter dog, maybe we shouldn’t be friends. Because I’m bourgeois, sure, about shoes and my Kate Spade, and whatever, but I know a good dog when I see one.
Single women of the Bitchface universe, I don’t understand living without a dog. Don’t you know they’ll protect you with their life? Your broke ass baby daddy ain’t finna do that. Neither is your new broke ass boyfriend. They both leave you on read. Go get a good dog, and tell both them dudes to hit the bricks, sis. Fuck ‘em.
Jesus.
-Q
Alrighty then. Loved Citrus County, but I was in the marshes on the Gulf. Inverness is stuck in the 60s, and there are some backass country f...s there to be sure. Their animals aren't the only ones they are abusing, I assure you. Love ya.
Hey my Queen, are you still in Inverness (God forbid), haven't heard from you in a few.