What’s up, Bitchfaces? Y’all? You sloppy hos in the back row?
Fantastic, as am I.
Anyway, on to the news of these punk ass dudes who murder their wives and think nobody is ever going to catch them. Because they’re obviously smarter than everyone in the free world.
Out of Delaware, and this is the first time I’ve ever said those words, actually, Ben Ledyard joins the “I continuously kill my wives” subreddit, although not by his own choice. He is a contender for not only beating his first wife, Susan, to death, but also drowning her as an afterthought. Then, in a move that just screams “I hate women”, he opted to not only beat his second wife with a piece of marble, but also bit off a part of her finger.
This fucking guy. What a winner.
Oh, add to that Ben Ledyard was at an Airbnb with a mystery third woman in March of this year, allegedly beating this third woman about her face, and locking her into a room until her cries for help prompted neighbors to call the police. And keep in mind he’s still free on a $77,000 cash bail from beating the second wife.
Ladies, please avoid Ben Ledyard like a Covid infected individual, because he is certainly plagued with being a fucking asshole.
Speaking of assholes, Barry Morphew, husband of Suzanne Morphew, was added right back to the short list of suspects after CBI found her body last week. She went missing Mothers’ Day three years ago, and a whole lot of weird shit was found after the fact.
Weird shit like spy pens recording conversations between she and her lover, tranquilizer guns and missing tranq darts, and the fact that her husband voted for Trump fraudulently in her name after she disappeared.
Well, if that doesn’t fucking scream guilty to me, I don’t know what does. Seriously.
So, if you’re a husband who has murdered his wife, or a boyfriend who has offed his baby momma and you’re thinking you’re skating…I’d take those skates off if I were you. These new investigators have the CSI toolkits that we all thought were just television props, and they’re coming for that ass, hoss.
If you are in a bad home situation, 800-799-SAFE. Get a plan together. I can help you with that if you need me to. As usual, hit me on any of the Bitchface lines or links wherever you read me. I will help you. You just tell me what you need.
Be safe out there, people because these motherfuckers, they’re not playing with full decks.
-Q