What’s happening, Bitchfaces? Fantastic. Exactly what I wanted to hear.
So, if someone could please riddle me this, I would be eternally fucking grateful. Allow me to digress…
As we’ve talked many times over the years, I have issues. It’s not anything new, I’ve always had issues. Call them daddy issues, whatever, I don’t fucking care, the point is, I’m very uncomfortable with touching.
I don’t like PDA, don’t hug me, don’t grab my ass in public, if you’re lucky I’ll hold your hand, but I don’t drink anymore so good luck with that shit.
I just am not a touchy-feely person. It makes me highly uneasy. I’m big on personal space. Sleeping with me? Bitch. You must not have heard anything I said.
Yet, no matter how often I openly talk about having issues with physical contact, someone wants to contact me physically. It’s really pissed me off in the past, and it pissed me off again yesterday.
Men, I don’t know what you think catching an attitude is going to do to put me in the mood, but you are so far from accurate, it’s the polar opposite of accurate.
I didn’t even like 14-year-old girls when I was one. I sure as fuck don’t like a man who is acting like one. And because I don’t want to be touched, that’s where the attitude is coming from? Oh, you can fucking hang that all the way up.
If you had a chance, you fucking don’t now.
Like, look at it this way. You can’t beg, cajole, convince, dictate, force, or finesse me into any type of physical situation if I’m not feeling it. Catching an attitude just shows me that you don’t give a fuck about my boundaries, and that makes me want to disassociate myself from you completely.
Then, the other thing. The “I’ll just go at her with innuendo until she’s uncomfortable”. Then what? What are you going to do once I’m uncomfortable?
Well, not a single fucking thing if you still need those hands that are attached to your wrists.
Like, what are you hoping to gain by making me feel icky? Like I’m being simultaneously chastised and catcalled? Again, if you ever had a fucking chance, you sure as fuck don’t now.
I don’t care how many times you mention it, how much of a hissy fit you throw, how much you try to make me look in the other direction, how on edge you make me feel, or any of the other fuckery. I’m flat out telling you no, and basically, bruh, if you can’t understand that, I guess bust a move then.
Here’s my point. When a woman wants to sleep with you, you don’t have to even talk about it. It happens. If you literally have to discuss it, bitch about it, beg for it, or bargain for it, she is not feeling it and she is not feeling you.
All that acting like a little bitch about it? Bro.
That’s hands down the least attractive shit a man can do. No debate necessary. Like, anytime I think about you moving forward, that’s what I’m thinking about.
Ick.
No fucking thank you.
What's With The Attitude?
Ugh. Shaking my damn head at all these clowns...like what are they even thinking when they start whining and being passive-aggressive? That we'll feel bad and give in, i guess?