Every time I go praising a Florida Man, some shit comes down the pipelines and reminds me of why I should never, ever think I won’t have to eat my words.
Dude. What the fuck, Florida Man?
Let’s get in it.
So, New Year’s Day, Cocoa Police Department receives a call requesting a welfare check for an 80-year-old resident, Ms. Kathleen Ruhlander. The caller is the resident’s granddaughter, and she’s hyper concerned because Ms. Ruhlanders’ son, Robert Ruhlander, above, is refusing entry to the home, stating his mother is “taking a nap”.
Oh, yeah. Y’all know shit is fixing to get poppin.
Cocoa PD responds, and they, too, are denied entry. However, not to be left in the semi-breezy afternoon warmth, they talk to the neighbors. One neighbor reports he hasn’t heard the sleep apnea breathing apparatus beeping for several days, and that is a sign that Ms. Ruhlander is either a) not sleeping or b) not breathing.
Yep.
So, Cocoa PD gets on with dispatch, they find an active warrant for the son, Robert Ruhlander, and they make entry despite his protests. Immediately, they’re met with the foulest of the foul stenches, and it is just as suspected.
Not only is Ms. Ruhlander deceased, but she’s in her own bodily functions, apparently not having been cared for in a substantial amount of time prior to death.
This motherfucker.
The son has been booked for failure to report a death, and also for elderly abuse, pending autopsy results.
Fucking Florida Man. Bruh.
I hope the exact same thing happens to him. My adored mother in law just signed up for doctor assisted suicide and I’m hysterical in the bedroom ( not in front of my husband, that’s the last thing he needs) and this evil piece of fuck NEGLECTED his mother??
Don't worry Florida. Virginia has a 6 yr old that brought a gun to school and shot his teacher over some kind of grievance. Everywhere sucks.