Bitchfaces. Y’all. And you cheap, imitation type of bitches in the back row, how goes it?
Fantastic. As am I.
As you can see by my spotty ass record of attendance lately, I’m still not back in The Bay. I don’t know why I seem to believe that changes my work schedule. Listen, if I were me, I’d fire my ass. Matter of fact, who the fuck hired me?
I must have one hell of a resume.
In other news, I’ve decided I need to buckle down and get my fucking shit together. Probably this week, but for sure in the next 2 to 3 weeks, as it’s too fucking hot to do anything else.
Today, I just said “fuck it” and walked around in my T-Rex bikini all day. Because it is beyond hot, it is ‘standing in the doorway of hell’ hot. Really, climate change deniers, you just had to make Earth show us some shit, huh?
Great. Fuck you very much.
It’s just not a good time to do anything. Everything is melt you into the floor type of strenuous activity, and I hate it.
How are the rest of you handling this shit? Better than me, I hope.
Also, don’t forget to give people nasty looks if you see them walking dogs on hot pavement, because those people fucking suck.
I’ll try to better adhere to my work schedule. I mean, whatever the fuck my schedule is supposed to be, pretty sure I’ve not been on it. Gonna give myself a stern talking-to.
Take your time and hide from the heat as well as you can. Currently, I’m throwing side eye to the winter since it’s supposed to rain like we’ll need to build an ark. Walking Max and Viggo in the rain is as much fun as keeping their feet off the sun drenched pavement.
It's hot as balls. And it's been a weirdly dry summer. Not as much rain or humidity. (Although yesterday was like a sauna.) I'm headed up north for 6 weeks to avoid peak hurricane season. It's been crazy wet and rainy up there, so I'm not sure I'll love that either. Climate change means everyone's weather sucks, just in different ways! So that's something to look forward to.