Okay, so, maybe I’m not the best example. Wait. No maybe. I’m definitely not the best example. Of anything. Ever.
I’m tired of talking this crazy ass heavy shit. I think we need a vacation. Thus, I’m giving us one.
If you’ve been with me during the political moratoriums I’ve imposed on AaBF on The Q, you’ll understand. If not, well, frankly, I’m fucking tired of this heavy shit, so we’re sitting it down.
Yes, I know this place is going to hell in a handbasket. I know we’re surrounded by dummies and hypocrites and all sort of other unsavory characters, but until I’m diagnosed with something terminal and can become a real-life villain, there isn’t much I can do.
Believe me, Bitchfaces, the second I don’t have the worry of a prison sentence over me, it’s on and popping in this bitch.
Until then, we’ve got to maintain the sanity. Well, y’all do. Me and sanity have never been closely affiliated, I don’t brunch with that bitch, and haven’t ever accepted its’ call.
Fuck it.
So, y’all check in. Tell me what’s new in your world. Let’s find something to laugh about, you know, like the old days. Before I had at least 15 reasons to lose my fucking mind every night.
I feel like I haven’t gotten any new news from y’all in a while, and that makes me sad. I feel like I’m in the glass enclosure again.
Someone better hand me my fucking Windex. It’s awfully streaky in this bitch.
That’s all. Holler at a Bitchface.
And keep your fucking fingers off the glass.
I spent the weekend trying to off myself by installing a garden fence alone, of course. I'm still here unfortunately, just in the large amount of pain that only an out of shape middle-aged person could be in. But I will have a butterfly garden this summer 🦋
Hi babe, what’s your email address? Messenger won’t work on my phone