Hello, Bitchfaces. We meet again, illicitly or otherwise. Dumb ass hos in the back, shut your traps, I’m saying some important shit.
They’ve started releasing some details on the Seminole county woman who apparently killed her 5-year-old, special needs twins, then jumped off a bridge, killing herself. Y’all. the shit is heart-wrenching.
The girls were found looking as though they were peacefully sleeping in their bunkbeds. There was hardly any food or furniture in the apartment. It seemed as though the mother was trying, but really couldn’t get ahead.
What a shitty situation this mother must have been in. Nobody to turn to, two kids who needed more than most of us could give full-time with no help, just truly a bleak outlook. This shit broke my heart.
Now, look, I know some of you grinch ass grinches don’t get down with the kid thing, and that’s your right. But, as I did last year, I’m doing again this year. It’s Hot Nana season, and I’ll be over in the assistance threads looking for kids who aren’t getting much ho ho ho in their holidays.
I sent out science kits and some other STEM toys, one was a dinosaur egg toy that I nearly kept for myself it was so fucking awesome, because I want these kids happy, but also not dumb. These science kits are fucking amazing, and every year I want to bust into the damned things and just try them out.
I digress.
Yes, I know, I’m always out here begging y’all for something, but let’s be serious. Sometimes people have nobody, and it only takes one thing to make it feel a little lighter of a load. So dig into your musty ass wallet, Scrooge, and let’s help some people out.
If you want to do it yourself, email me and I’ll match you with a kiddo needing a Hot Nana. Or do it the other way and make me do all the fucking work. As usual.
Like I don’t have a job. Wait, this is my job. Well, fuck.
Looks like I’m bitching at y’all about nothing. My bad.
Anyway, hit a Hot Nana up. thequeen@askabitchface.net.
Love
-Q
Well I do identity as the Grinch, but there's always hope. Helping the helpless looks good on most everyone. Send me the stuff