Something about this chic’s voice on this track. It just puts me on some other level. Not as though I need to go level hopping in this bitch, but y’all know I’m constantly doing the damned most.
One day, I’ll stop doing that. Probably. That’s a lie, I’m not doing that. Won’t happen. I’m a lot. Just. Trust me.
I’m going on tour again, Bitchfaces, because it’s that season. As much as I love my home in The Bay, I’m not inclined to sit here any longer, as I’ve turned into a housecat, and it just isn’t a good look.
I’m heading to North Florida, home of my cryptid hunts and some more shit, because I got Puffin a jacket, and I’ll be damned if she’s not going to wear it. Do y’all remember the life vest? It’s funnier than that.
Also, you know, there’s someone there I happen to think is the cat’s pajamas and if you’ve not seen a cat in pajamas, well. Go get Muffin and I’ll be there with the Osh Kosh B’Gosh in 45 minutes or so, depending on traffic.
I mean, poor guy has been driving 2 hours each way to see me. Figured I would cut him a little slack, although that’s usually against my policy. Probably gone soft, that’s what the issue has been in the past when I started breaking all my own rules.
What do you want from me? I can’t be trusted to take care of shit. I don’t know who left me in charge anyway. I mean, have you fucking met me? I’m a goddam train wreck.
Y’all know how it is with train wrecks, though. It’s some nightmarish combination of needing to stare and unable to look away, so I hope my hair is glossy throughout the collision and subsequent clean-up.
What am I saying? Of course it will be, it’s Olaplex. Forgive me for my moment of idiocy, I’m mentally packing some things up.
I’ll take pics of Puffin in her jacket, but y’all know how she gets. This has fiasco written all over it, God love her. Get me on the Bitchface lines, I’m still listening. Duh. What else would I fill my nights with?
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And I'll just be sitting here, waiting for pics of Puffin in her jacket 🖤
Well, since y'all are going there, let me introduce you to a guy I'm a fan of for his dulcet tones... Mr Teddy Swims
https://youtu.be/khdH-heeojU?feature=shared
There's some other tunes in that collection you might enjoy as well.
Can't wait for to see Miss Puffin in her spankin new jacket.. just be sure to leave the tag on so she's got that full on Minnie Pearl thing going for her.