Bitchfaces, let’s all take a moment to thank the Gods of the algorithm.
*thanks Baby Jesus*
You know, you can tell anyone anything. Really, you can. But something that will give your ass away every time is what your apps show you.
They learn what you read, what you watch. They’ll put you in a never-ending feed of right-wing conspiracy bullshit and incel fodder, if you’re so inclined.
Most of the crazy right wingers who used to chime in here are gone now, due to the fact that I refuse to entertain that dumb shit. Fuck it, I don’t care. Go right on over to the KKKaren’s site, plug into those dumb bitches.
I just can’t. Not even for clicks, not for anything. I cannot for a moment pretend that the anti-vaxxers have a point, or that cell phones cause steel wool to burst into flames, or all that other fuckery.
Listen, Missing 411 is as close as I’m getting, and even that is a stretch, because I’m fairly certain it’s more quantum travel than aliens, but what the fuck do I know?
Well, I know this. I know that if I’m anywhere near your YouTube and it starts loading a feed with crazy ass conspiracy rhetoric, bruh, I gotta…somewhere…later.
I realized while listening to the first 20 seconds of completely off the wall fuckery that people can say anything with conviction and get people to actually believe it.
It’s like the crazy cults. If those Jim Jones wanna-bes had been hemming and hawing, it wouldn’t have been so effective. If you say something like you know what the fuck you’re talking about, though. Well, look around you.
I guarantee we all know some folk sporting the tin foil hats.
That doesn’t, however, mean I’m looking to add to tin foil hat hooks around the offices of Bitchface Industries, because I sure as fuck am not.
So, let’s just collectively thank YouTube today for saving me from finding out the hard way. The last thing I need in my life is someone who can’t tell reality from clickbait, because we’ve already taken that ride.
Fuck that.
I’ll be over here with the kids without mumps, and the 5G users getting a hellified gangsta type of signal. Thanks, AT&T.
-Q
Going this week to get my current Covid Vax. A close relative that IS vaccinated just tested positive. Anti-Vaxxers are whole other breed of stupid! Sure hope I didn't just offend anyone...wuut, NO, I don't give any fks for the sadly misinformed, or just plain ignorant folks out there. Including some very misguided relatives!