Sitemap - 2020 - Ask A Bitchface
Day 3 Of "This Is Literally The Worst"...
Man, I Don't Even Fucking Know...
I Am A Woman Of Solid Convictions...
Per My Selfish Atonement Agenda...
Y'all, It's A Fucking Milestone...
So, Just When I Think I Love This Kid Too Much...
This Is Exactly Why I Think People Are Stupid...
Hello, Ladies Who Read Me And Giggle...
I Assure You, It Isn't Me This Time...
Dear Baby Jesus, Fix Ron Desantis
The Countdown To Towing Off The Windstars Begins
Is It Wrong That The Calm Frightens Me?
I Thought There Would Be A Lot More To Report...
I Do This Thing, You Know, The People Reading Thing...
Good Evening, Fellow Mountain From Molehillers...
I Work To Come Up Rap So I Never Forget The Bottom...
There Is No Shortage Of Material Today...
Ron Desantis, What Will It Take To Make Your Fat Ass Go Away?
Today, In "Someone Punch This Dude In The Mouth"...
Wellllp, Looks Like The P**sy Grabbing Can Wrap Right On Up...
OK, I Am Surely Questioning His Sanity...
This Is Not The Time To Go Soft...
It's Like They Think We Can't See...
That Feeling, The One Of "Imminent Fuckery"...
I Can't Even Write My Column For Fear I'll Realign The Stars...
Apparently, I Have Anger Management Issues...
If You're Here Because You Love Me, Awesome...
I Need You To Help Me Look Smart, Brian
In Case You Wondered, BGee Keeps Me Out Of My Head.
You Know, BMan...I Drove The Bread Truck To Work Today...
No, ma'am, 1-800-FUCKBOY Is Not A Delivery Service...
There's A Strong Possibility I May Be Satan...
Cue The Sound Of The Trumpets...
Will The King Of The Fuckboys Ever Be Dethroned?
Some Days, I Don't Feel Like A Superhero
Imagine, A World Of Bitchface...
Let Me Go On And Help Y'all Fuckboys Out...
You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass, If It's Clearly Marked "Don't Touch"...
This Time, I Really Mean It...
Strap The Fuck In, We're Going There...
I Said I Wouldn't Make A Big Deal...
I Know What It's Like To Be Paralyzed...
I Know What Loving Someone Makes Of Me...
I Can't Believe I'm Back Here To Write The Same Words I Did Two Months Ago...
I'm Doing That Thing I Do Again...
We'd Be Somewhere Foreign Counting Our Money...
Scientology, If You're Listening, I'm Not Fucking With Y'all...
Why, Oh, Why Must I Be A Magnet For The Crazies?
Just When I Thought We Left 1943...
You Know, I've Been Called A Lot Of Things...
I'm Fixing To Drop Some Shocking News...
Ok, Let's Get Down In The Trenches With It...
I Don't Often Have To Do This...
I Seem To Be Rather Amicable This Week...
Just When I Thought I No Longer Had A Heart...
The Few Good Ones I Threw Back...
Every Woman Should Have A Crush...
I Don't Know Who Was In Charge Of Keeping Me Preoccupied...
I Put The "I" In Awkward, And That's Not Even Necessary...
Everyone Has Something Stupid To Say...
"Laura Ingalls Wilder And The Unvaccinated Homestead"...
"These Are Fuckboys In A Foreign Nation"...
"How White Women Get Murdered", and other book titles coming this year.
No, That's Not My Chest Clanking Around...
Are They Dating You, Or Are They Dating What You Own?
Today, I Had To Say Some Shit...
I've Been Reading Shit I Shouldn't Read...
It Seems I Need To Dumb This Down...
I'll Light That Ass Up Like I'm Tampa Electric
I Tried To Tell Him To Leave...
This May Come As A Surprise...
Where Do The Cockroaches Keep Coming From?
It's Easier When You Add Distance...
The Common Denominator Is Me...
Enough, Ron Desantis, You Sicken Me.
Are You Really Ready To Live With Him?
I Have No Idea What The Hell Is Going On...
Reason 7,692 I'm Really Glad I Don't Date...
What In The Actual Hell Is Wrong With These Women?
Did This Asshole Really Just Say That?
I Am Sometimes So Good It's Scary...
I May Have A Problem With Authority...
I'm Pretty Sure I Just Did The Sober Equivalent Of Drunk Texting...
Exactly How Many Syllables Are In Lonely?
"So, You Just...Refuse To See Anyone?"
Sometimes, Abused Women Inspire Me Like Nobody Else...
After Serving As A Surrogate Superhero...
You Say Potato, I Say Protest...
Post Racial America, huh? I'm So Tired Of Biff.
Where Is This Higher Standard We Keep Hearing About?
America, This Is The Wrong Direction...
I Don't Normally Subscribe To The "They're After Me" Mindset...
Someone, Please Tell Me Where We Learn This Behavior...
Before You Get Too Far In, Call His Mama
OK, Enough Of This Dumb Shit...
Let Me Explain Something To You...
If I Seem Slightly Giddy With Excitement...
BMan, Ms. Macon, And The Not So Guest, Guest Rachel
Why Paying The Bills Ghostwriting Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks...
Brian And I Are Like Peaches And Herb...
I Have Notebooks That Have Accompanying Notebooks
It Is With Great Pleasure That I Come Here To You Tonight...
I'm Home. Do With That As You Will.
I'm Blessed Beyond Belief And I Know It...
If You Couldn't See A Method To My Madness...
We Now Have A Customer Complaint, Folks
Good Evening, And Welcome To Tonights Edition
Maybe It's Going To Rain Or Something
Now Is Not The Time To Be Prideful...
It Is A Crying Shame To See The Factor Representing This Field
I'd Like To Bring Some Of The Awesome To You
How Far Have You Pushed Your Luck?
What Are Y'all Doing For Sanity?
I Can't Make You Want To Be Better
No Virus Is Going To Slow The Fuckboy
Social Distancing Is My Middle Name
Thank You For Calling 1-800-Fuckboy
So, I Would Love To Tell You I Didn't
Sure, You'll Have My Back. Riiiiight.
Financial Discussion, Cupcake, Before You See The Muffin
Don't Jingle Them Keys At Me, Asshole
Y'all can be trash. Bitch, I've got home training.
Women hate other women enough for men and women both..
Sometimes, I Wish I Made This Shit Up
BMan and Ms Macon talk these dumb ass men going their own way but the dumb fucks still won't leave
The reasons "Men going their own way" will never reach an actual destination
It Seems Like The News Is Always The Same
I probably shouldn't even let myself do this
It's A New Week, And It Feels Like A Fresh Start
BMan sounds like hot butter on the promo
I gotta get a fucking grip today.
I'm Really Sorry I Didn't Even Get Close To Measuring Up
Hello. My Name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.
Ok, I definitely need a learning curve but I'm popping like Technicolor now y'all
Today, I'm Going By The Golden Rule
Who Died And Made Me The Damned Queen?
I've Avoided The Clutches Of Death
I Have Come Here To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass
Why Is Happily Single So Difficult To Understand?
I Mean, I Can't Pretend It's Not VD
Watch y'all asses, B Man is here, too
There's Tenacity, Then There Are The Truly Tenacious..
For my friend, please know I'm thinking of you...
"Who's calling? Love? Baby, you've got the wrong number".
Dog Owners, Why Y'all Making Me Do This?
Maybe your ass should try to be more like Brian...
The Real Dangers of The Mindset of Incels
How do I give so much of myself to the public?
Is This Really What We're Accepting Now?
The Reason I Don’t Accept Incel Insults Posted In Comments
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