The reasons "Men going their own way" will never reach an actual destination
A "what type of dumb shit is this" musing by Ms Macon.
Listen, I'm all for men going their own way, preferably in whatever direction I am not, and with all their dirty laundry. However, I've been a co-pilot with enough male drivers to know that until I GPS the route, they're just going in a giant circle and bitching.
I have no problem with the thought of men focusing on themselves and just forgetting about women altogether, however, one look at their online forums and it's pretty obvious that forgetting means calling them horrible names and/or professing my undying love for the one that refuses to notice me.
Now, I understand unrequited love. I've been on the non receiving end of someone's affection more than once in my life. However, did I swear off all men to get myself together? Um, fuck no…. I'm bringing the shitshow to the next eligible bachelor for a second opinion. It's what any reasonable woman would do. I'll say this in the most serious tone I can muster; it's really difficult to believe you're swearing off the one thing you never stop discussing. It's like me saying I'm going to trade my stilettos for sensible flats. There's no sane person near here that will believe it for a moment. I don't even have a tone of conviction when I say it: it's nowhere near an option, not a viable one anyways. But, I digress.
So far we're swearing off women, but never shut up about how they hurt our feelings. Does that get us up to speed? That encompasses the entire movement? I mean that's not really much of a movement, maybe a spasm. A tic in the motor control, certainly not a movement.
Folks, next time I'll bring you some actual material. I mean, not about this, this is already dead. A real topic, I promise.