In a move that has insulted baby Jesus himself, I’m certain, Brian and I will be conducting the shit show on a Sunday night because I didn’t have enough shit to apologize for when I get to St. Pete. They say he keeps a ledger.
He does. He has an entirely different day planner that he’s been keeping on me since 1993, and I’ll give him this…he sure can micro script when he needs to. Back on the 3rd of this month, the entire 30-day block was full, but he just went to tiny printing all of my indiscretions.
I see you, Pete. I see you.
Anyway, sacrilege and debauchery aside here’s a menu for y’all to look at while you wait. Although here, glancing at a menu doesn’t mean shit, because we only serve one thing, the dish we do best, and you can either take that or you can take your ass back out to read the signage.
Ms. Macon of Ask A Bitchface. Y’all know what, that’s me.
Give me back those fucking menus. Putting your little greasy ass pawprints all over my good laminated copies. Grab a napkin and wipe this shit off.
No home training.
So, here is the layout for the show tonight.
"has your shitty ex reached out during corona?"
"What is the biggest change in your personal day to day ? Fuck the news I wanna check it out myself "
"Brian still hasn't been kidnapped by a militia, but the zombie apocalypse just started. "
"Lame ass quarantine pickup lines that didn't even get an acknowledgment "
Also, special guest Rachel drops in, 1-800-FUCKBOY comments, and whatever else we decide is mildly funny.
Got a question you want to ask? Trying to join Brians’ fan club tonight? Hit us up, we’ll take your live questions on the 1-800-FUCKBOY hotline. Don’t let that be an excuse to get out of pocket. Get cute on the show and make us waste audio, ….
Join Zoom Meeting
1-800-FUCKBOY
Meeting ID: 754 837 9419
Password: Bitchface
I ain’t gotta say nothing. I can’t have them putting premeditated before everything.
Oh, I love being called your ‘special guest’! ‘Mystery guest’ is probably more accurate since it’s a mystery why you guys put up with me ;)
I can’t get into the meeting